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cookie_monster

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 4:10 pm    Author: cookie_monster    Post subject:
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flamedtresses

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:47 pm    Author: flamedtresses    Post subject:
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glad to see you changed the title H ;)


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killersbee

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:31 pm    Author: killersbee    Post subject:
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Haven't got a good chat-up line I'm afriad... :?

Someone, help me out

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cookie_monster

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 9:35 pm    Author: cookie_monster    Post subject:
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If you don't turn up, I'll charge you? :lol:

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Billy

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 2:05 am    Author: Billy    Post subject:
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"Hi, I'm a member of a Deal or No Deal forum"

Works every time. Honest. No really.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 8:03 am    Author: h2005    Post subject:
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"Hi, I'm a member of a Deal or No Deal forum"

Works every time. Honest. No really.


It's worked for me. 3 times out of 3 now. :smt120

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Maud

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:55 am    Author: Maud    Post subject:
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some of these are a litle x rated, lol


Hahaha can u believe I ever posted such a thing, see I do not have a dirty mind *whistles*


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:59 pm    Author: BorderlineNutcase    Post subject:
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"Pinch yerself baby, I'm for real....."

I've never used it, well, I can't... But I've heard my mate use it, sometimes he gets a laff, sometimes a slap....

"Fifty ton Penguin"
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"well, it breaks the ice....."

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daniel123

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:26 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Thought I'd bring this back.

"Hello".

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daniel123

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:32 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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No no, wait:

"Hello, I'm a photographer".

This works especially well as, to put it simply, deep down inside most girls want to do a bit of modelling at some point. Or at least, all the girls I've met (and if you know me, you know I've met quite a few more than I should have done by 14) have been.....more than willing to pose for the camera. How do they pay me? Well.....


:P ;)

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Daisy

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:53 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re:
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Cazzie wrote:
Maudy wrote:
some of these are a litle x rated, lol


I'm sure you've heard it all before though

Whats this? Maud used to be called 'Maudy'? And she sheepishly acknowledged innuendos rather than make them?

There must've been a lapse in the time-space continuum in the last few years.

What kind of camera do you have Dan? I have a Canon EOS 450d, it's awesome. Just got a new macro lens for it at the weekend.

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Big-Davey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:02 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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That's gotta be the worst chat-up line I've EVER heard...here I thought you was top quality, Daisy...I've been mistaken... :shock:

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Daisy

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:07 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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:laughing

Jaysus, you're right - that could be seen as a pitiful chat up line!

I'd like to point out that it wasn't any sort of advance, no offense Mr. 123

:laughing

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Big-Davey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:13 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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I'm sure he's already wallowing in self-imposed depression from the epic bore that was, your advances! :-D

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daniel123

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:24 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Big-Davey wrote:
That's gotta be the worst chat-up line I've EVER heard...here I thought you was top quality, Daisy...I've been mistaken... :shock:


Hey, man...I thought you two was going out....

;)

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Big-Davey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:33 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Pffft anyone can do better than Divvy here...

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daniel123

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:23 pm    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Big-Davey wrote:
Pffft anyone can do better than Divvy anywhere...


Perfect. Only a small and not very funny edit, but satisfyingly nice.

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Big-Davey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:57 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Yes but I said here to represent me, not as in anyone on this forum :lol:

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Daisy

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:14 pm    Author: Daisy    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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daniel123 wrote:
Hey, man...I thought you two was going out....

WHAT THE *beep*!

I'm a happily semi-engaged woman!

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Big-Davey

PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 10:27 pm    Author: Big-Davey    Post subject: Re: Chat-up lines
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Semi-engaged...I swear you don't half drop yourself in it! :lol:

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