It's been a series the Banker has utterly dominated in ways you would not think possible. AARON is here to try and be the one to change that!

We begin with The Configurator delivering a player power, Banker power, two-way power, offer pattern, and money menu for this game. 1-5 for each of those five!

2-2-1-2-2!

That'll leave us this...

Board changes all the way here! 1p and £1,000 become £10k boxes of each colour, then £15,000 and £50,000 get two zeroes yeeted, then the £10 becomes a TOY McLaren P1 and the £20,000 becomes a real electric Honda E CAR!

£10,000
£0.10
£0.50
£1
£5
TOY
£25
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750
£10,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£150
CAR
£35,000
£500
£75,000
£100,000
£150,000
£258,000

Offer pattern is 6-5-4-3-2-1-1 and the money menu is 133.7%/110%/+£9,001/+£999/6.3%.

Box 5 is yours and we start with six. GAME ON!

A disappointing draw on the whole, hopefully that doesn't set the tone for the game!

8, 18, 11, 15, 4, 14.

Double 99 certainly has major pain value even when you get a manageable draw like that basically was!

Box 8 - £3,000. That's not an explosive opening box and that's fine.

Box 18 - £500 starts the blues off!

Box 11 - £150 takes that one out of your head, excellent to see!

Box 15 - CAR is unplugged, and now we need to go down from there...

Box 4 - 50p! And we very do... another?

Box 14 - £75,000! Ugh.

Four reds went but one was fake and another was orange. Story of this one very much still to be told...

£10,000
£0.50
£1
£5
TOY
£25
£50
£100
£250
£750
£10,000
£5,000
£10,000
£35,000
£500
£100,000
£150,000
£258,000

He can, so he will...

BANKER'S OFFER

£9,001

Deal or No Deal?

Would it be a KP Banker if there was no 9001 or 1337 reference in a game? NO DEAL.

9, 19, 1, 7, 17.

Probably not tbh

Box 9 - £250! Lovely.

Box 19 - £258,000! Jackpot gone, AGAIN.

Box 1 - £10,000 in its original form, the bonus two remain and they have more use now...

Box 7 - £50! That'll help...

Box 17 - £10,000 in converted orange guise! Only one big hit that round but they don't come bigger...

The Banker loves this series because it runs on a true daytime budget!

£10,000
£0.50
£1
£5
TOY
£25
£100
£750
£5,000
£35,000
£500
£100,000
£150,000

He can, so he will...

BANKER'S OFFER

£8,001

Deal or No Deal?

Where's the fun in a daytime budget though this boy has a shopping list that only those top two would satisfy. NO DEAL.

6, 10, 13, 3.

A statement that could set us up for yet another crash in theory, but in practice? Well...

Box 6 - £5! You could do that!

Box 10 - £100,000! By your own frame of reference, it's already a one-box game.

Box 13 - £10,000 wipes away your upgrade, and how much does that Banker power get in your head now?

Box 3 - £150,000!!

Does it get any easier than this for the Banker? (Looks at archives) Maybe.

£0.50
£1
TOY
£25
£100
£750
£5,000
£35,000
£500

He can, so he will...

BANKER'S OFFER

Y8,001 + APPLE IPAD PRO

The brand new 2021 model in its 12.9" 1TB Wi-Fi guise, courtesy of John Lewis & Partners and worth £1,649. Which could be augmented on 25 courtesy of a nominal starting stake of £51.89 at today's exchange rate! Deal or No Deal?

Ugh coming sooner than previously scheduled...



NO DEAL. 12, 20, 24.

I think your windscreen's already shattered, your hope certainly seems to be!

Box 12 - 10p! Pound signs only! (And a toy.)

Box 20 - £25! Where was this earlier?

Box 24 - £35,000!! I L L

Even with the best possible 25, the Banker will extend his run of never paying out £15,000 in cash all series. Hilariously, £5,000 + £9,001 would be the top cash win of Series 5. There's still that to play for at least! And indeed at most.

£1
TOY
£100
£750
£5,000
£500

Consider this a nice escape.

BANKER'S OFFER

£690

Deal or No Deal?

DEAL end the pain

21, 23, 22, 2 would've been the remaining order.

Box 21 - £5,000 there we go!

Box 23 - £500 and even without Double 99 you'd still have been attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis!

BANKER'S OFFER WOULD'VE BEEN

£150

He wouldn't have cared either.

Box 22 - TOY would've removed the threat of no 25 bailout chance!

BANKER'S OFFER WOULD'VE BEEN

£250

Box 2 - £1 for the £100/£750 finish...

BANKER'S OFFER WOULD'VE BEEN

£404

Box 5 had... £750. You sold it for a loss. At 6-box!

Box 16 had £100 and now we have one source of salvation...

...but when did we not in this game? Box 25!

133.7% (£922.53)
110% (£759)
+£9,001 (£9,691)
+£999 (£1,689)
6.3% (£43.47)

To buy Box 25 with £690, Deal or No Deal?

inb4 6.3% but DEAL, Option 5