James Blunt - Bonfire Heart

I've usually either liked or disliked a James Blunt song, but this just sounds so dull and generic for him Give me 'Wisemen' or '1973' any day

Madonna's new song - B**** I'm Madonna

30 years ago she was putting out 'Into The Groove' and now THIS tosh?! I think this is just a desperate attempt by Madonna to try and stay relevant (Not to mention she's hired more help from Nicki Minaj here)

Madonna's what? 57 now? I think she's done well over the last 30+ years, but I think she needs to call it a career now, the peak of her career was a very long time ago

Charlie Puth & Meghan Trainor - Marvin Gaye

"Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on."

What kind of STUPID lyrics are those? You can't turn Marvin Gaye into a verb!

How ironic that your username should be BankerSpanker.

"Let's BankerSpanker and make him cry".

Watch me whip,

Watch me nae nae,

Watch me OH F*** OFF

Azealia Banks - Ice Princess

1) Azealia Banks is a complete idiot on Twitter, bragging about how she's better than Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea and Miley, but she's just another generic (c)rapper that raps about the same old 'cars, money, jewellery, haters, "I'm awesome"' nonsense that every other modern rapper talks about

2) This is possibly the worst sampling I've ever heard. It samples 'In the air' by Morgan Page' (A semi-obscure EDM track from 2011). During the verses, it's a slow, generic rap song, but then when it goes into the sampled chorus, it abruptly changes into a different song and genre altogether, switching from a slow rap song into Deadmau5-esque EDM track! Plus the chorus has NOTHING to do with the rest of the song whatsoever!

3) The video is just odd and the graphics are CHEAP!

Cars, money, jewellery, 'haters', sex, objectification, more sex, more objectification, sex, 'balls to the wall and *beep* everything I don't care I hate you all let's have sex', utter *beep*.

Rap.

The #1 worst song of all time is any song that ISN'T a looped track of Lola Bunny from Space Jam saying "Don't ever call me *blows ears back* doll!"

Seriously, what the f*** is a nae nae? I've heard this sorry excuse for music, and I've no clue what it is.

I guess if you want to succeed in the music biz these days, you have to rely on made-up words.

Sam Smith - The Writing's on the Wall

The worst Bond theme I've ever heard. It's just so boring!

Sam Smith, in general, is rubbish. Can’t stand him at all.

The Lumineers - Ho Hey

Also, going back a bit:

Ween - 'Push Th' Little Daisies' from 1993...So bad it's good

"Oh I think that I found myself a CHURRLEADURRR"

Yeah, I'm with the consensus on that one. Cannae stand that song, or his voice.

Also: 'an ah wasun' expectin nthat...' - please, no, no, turn the radio off, I'll pay the ransom, you can have my cat, keep him, he's a prick, just turn off your awful excuse for music

I just come back from holiday in Fiji and that damn WATCH ME WHIP!! WATCH ME NAY-NAY!! song (For which I use that term loosely) was everywhere. Great way to ruin my trip!

Not a strong team today.

Final break @ 44 minutes.

I say no more.........

Errm... I think you got the wrong thread!

Whoops...

New candidate for the worst song of all time

"Dooo It!" by Miley Cyrus

1) The video is just downright GROSS
2) Are THESE actual lyrics?! http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/mileycyrus/doooit.html

"I feel i am one with the universe"?? Really? Stephen Hawking should sue her for that here and now!

'And why there is trees?'

Well, if she's just putting on all this, as a mask, to make some money, it's working. I hope so. Wouldn't be nice for someone to actually be this...silly.