Random Jean's Sausage Suprise remixes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_6M9NCv ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lk23Hws ... re=related

JAM SURPRISE!

Ooops! I've just given away the surprise! But they might be custard or Apple...

Yay for a jam surprise - http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0 ... 0/?t=9m14s

A quote from Jean - "There's no one to pull funny faces at. They just think i'm bonkers" - Whatever would give them the idea you're bonkers Jean. Maybe that time you were wandering around the square in your dressing gown and lying down on the road might not have helped you convince people otherwise.

Jean also brought Stacey a pizza later. It was a meat feast surprise, but it ruined the surprise and it might not be a meat feast. Might be ham & cheese or spicy meatball...it was indeed a meat feast.

I have a surprise for you Jean...

And how the hell did Ben go from this - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILGxO0TX ... re=related / http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXPF8aZY5_c to the immortal phrase "you need slapping down" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLISr6Py8g4

I'm sure Stella will be proud.

Bwhahahahahahahahaha! I *beep* love EastEnders! THE QUEEN VIC BRINGS ALL THE 'ENDERS TO THE YARD, AND PEGGY'S LIKE "GET OUT, YOU'RE BARRED!" That's actually a Facebook group haha dAM RIGHT PEGGY U TELL EM BLUD.

EastEnders should do a spoof of the Monthy Python song 'Spam' but 'Jam' instead!

Stacey: Morning!
Jean: Morning!
Stacey: What you got then?
Ian: Well there's apple and cream, apple; custard and cream; custard and jam; custard, cream and jam; jam, cream, custard, apple and jam; jam, apple, custard, cream and jam; jam and jam; jam, jam, jam, custard and jam; jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, jam, icing and jam; or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and jam!
Stacey: Have you got anything without jam in it?
Ian: Well there's cream, custard, apple and jam. It's not got much jam in it!
Stacey: I don't want any jam!
Jean: Why can't she have custard, cream, apple and jam?
Ian: THAT'S GOT JAM IN IT!
Jean: Not much as jam, apple, custard, cream and jam!
Stacey: Can I have cream, apple, jam, custard but without the jam?
Ian: Urggh!
Stacey: What do you mean 'Urggh!'? I don't like jam!
Jean: Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Lovely jam! Wonderful jam! Jam! Jam! Jam! Jam!
Ian: Shut up! You can't have cream, apple, jam, custard without the jam!
Stacey: WHY NOT?!
Ian! Urggh! It wouldn't be cream, apple, jam, custard and jam then would it!
Stacey: I don't like jam!
Jean: Don't make a fuss dear, I'll have your jam. I love it! I'm having jam jam jam jam jam jam jam custard, raspberry and jam jam jam jam jam!
Ian: Raspberry is off!
Jean: Can I have jam instead?
Ian: You mean jam, jam, jam, jam, jam......
The whole EastEnders cast: JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM JAM!

Another great JAM SURPRISE victory was at Ian's cafe in Walford!

Ben Is SO funny. "YOU NEED SLAPPIN' DOWN!" Bwhahaha calm down dear. Someone's angry. I will so have to use that quote from now when someone pisses me off.

Ben: YOU NEED SLAPPIN' DOWN!
Jordan: Shut up you fart. When you pay for my spanner, you can inform me whether I need to be slapped down or not, but until your first installment of payment comes through my letterbox, you have my permisson to shove that spanner up your bumhole and cry it back out of your eyes!
Ben: Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Dad!

Stella ella ella eh eh you can stand under my Pyscho Stella! Because when sun shines we'll shine together la la de da indeed. Jean is so funny I love Jean.

Well somebody's had a little too many Starbursts than they can handle oops. O_o

You need slappin down. Yet he spannered him. Surely it should have been "you need spannered down"?

I still don't think Ben is out of the woods yet, especially with the heavy rumours going around that Lucas WILL kill again in the coming weeks...*gulp*

I see that EastEnders is going 'High Definition' near the end of the year and to celebrate this change they are going to screen a special late-night edition of EastEnders to showcase it.

In fact I have a synopsis of that late-night episode they plan to screen -

“Pat succeeds in finding herself a young man and it doesn't take her long to introduce him to her “special box” of goodies. Big Mo gets to grips with Fat Elvis' and his collection of whips and is soon testing them to make sure they of high quality. Jean is surprised when a man she has just met offers to give her a “sausage surprise” of his own, but Jean gets concerned over the size of the sausage involved. Dot is caught in a compromising position in the back of the laundrette. Shirley finally reveals the truth that she used to be a man by bearing all in the Queen Vic, literally, but announces that she is going to hospital to have the remainder of the gender reassignment surgery. Heather takes up belly dancing to help lose some weight, but ends up in hospital after an unfortunate accident. Ben threatens to “slap someone down”. Plus another week, another murder, for Lucas...but who's on the receiving end this time...?”

Can't wait....

SAUSAGE SURPRISE!

stacy done well tonight she looked in pretty gd nic considering wish i looked so gd when i had my boy ... think ryan will dump janine now and go for happy families

LOL, Eastenders was so random today! Though I always wondered why that house was boarded up.

So Denise wasn't locked in after all? Hahaha that's quite funny actually. "Are you telling me that I could have walked out of here any time that I liked? ...Right I'm off!" That bit cracked me up.

I can't believe when she was out of the house that no one even noticed her standing there. Middle of London, right next to a tube station, people coming in and out, busy square, you would have thought someone would have recognised her!

What a cliff hanger though! I really can't wait until Thursday's episode! Their faces will be a picture when she walks in! It's going to be so epic when they find out about Lucas.

I felt a bit sorry for Lucas tonight, I always thought he was just pure evil but tonight showed that he's probably mad more than anything. He looked so lost and bewildered. I wonder if he'll take those sleeping pills.

I think Patrick sings too loud.

Haha, I couldn't stop laughing today when Kim was in the shop with Sam and she *looks over pram* Ooh, what a beautiful little.......... pram!

And Tracey in the Chip Shop. She starts to talk then Ricky moves away from her and she looks disappointed and shuts up! Script Writers being very funny there.

I was watching the National Television Awards 2011 a bit earlier. Congratulations to EastEnders for winning best serial drama!

I actually wasn’t expecting them to win it after all the media scrutiny it recently received surrounding the highly controversial SIDs/baby swap storyline. I thought with the 50th anniversary and the tram crash Coronation Street would clinch it this year, but they failed to get any awards which was a bit of a suprise.

And welldone to Lacey Turner for winning Best Serial Drama Performance for the second year in a row. She is a great actress and I wish her all the best in the future. She gave us some brilliant performances throughout her six years she‘s been in EastEnders, particularly the past couple of years with the bipolar storyline, which in my opinion was her finest work. Stacey Slater/Branning has been one of my favourite characters in the last decade of EastEnders.

Also welldone to Ricky Norwood for best newcomer!

So overall a great night for EastEnders - scoring a hat-trick!

Wonder if Harry Hill will have a fight between the two?

"I like Phil's liquorice, but I love a bit of Glenda's sherbert. But, which is better? There's only one way to find out - FIGHT!!!!

I was channel flicking yesterday, and Eastenders came on and the first thing I heard was "Morning, how's my best prostitute today?" Things have changed since I last watched.