Welcome to Deal or No Deal! The last game was a soul destroyer. David just couldn't make one single correct decision, and he ended up becoming the first member of the 1p club. I'm hoping that this player does the opposite, and we see the confetti fall...

It's DANIEL!

You have been randomly assigned Box 21.

Good Luck!

Thank you Archie, thank you, and good evening to all you delightful folks at home wherever you may be! It's fantastic to be back in the saddle, and I'm really looking forward to this game.

So Box 21 is mine. That means, logically, that I must go for...

3
22
19
12
and 6, please.

Starting the round with Box 3!

Box 3-

£250,000

The tables really have turned!

Box 22-

1p

What a contrast!

Box 19-

£100

Box 12-

£20,000

Box 6-

£250

A topsy-turvy opening round.

BT

Well, that was...odd, but not too bad.

**RING**

"PASS TEHN CHAMPERSSSSS" (I think he's drunk).

Something about eating his body weight in cheesy nibbles after the last game..

He also wonders if you will become the first member of the other club he loves.. The Nothing Network...

Anyway.

BANKER'S OFFER

£5,555

Hmm. 76.166841388784640333250703850857% of the Fair Deal - he's got his calculator out again, I see.

That's a NO DEAL, thank you Noel!

I'll have numbers 13, 15 and 17 next, please.

Ah! So you think you've cracked his system..!

Box 13-

£5,000

Nowhere near a disaster, back to the blues now, though!

Box 15-

£15,000

Anything North of that is very uncomfortable.

Box 17-

£1

BT

**RING**

He's just had a very strong coffee and is starting to sober up.

The round was slightly in your favour, and with the **OFFER BUTTON** becoming live in 3 boxes time, he has to go up.

BANKER'S OFFER

£9,500

Still potential, still great potential...

Ah, right, I see; a decent offer, by all accounts. Get back on the Champers, Banksy, you lightwe---

'GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!! ' - BankerSpanker

Oh, right, OK, no worries, as you wish. NO DEAL!

1, 2 and 5 next please Noel!

**RING**

Oh really Banker? Lovely.

He just called to annoy certain viewers who hates it when he calls just for the sake of it.

Box 1-

£100,000

NOT what we wanted to see.

Box 2-

£1,000

And this box will activate the all important button.

Box 5-

£750

And so, the offer button is now LIVE!

BT

**RING**

The Banker has a terrible headache, and can't be doing with all of the annoying, worthless, peasant pilgrims whooping and cheering. He wants to end the game.

BANKER'S OFFER

£10,000

Mr Hugill, if my people want to cheer, then they shall cheer; if they wish to whoop, then they shall whoop, and if they wish to charge with me, then together, we shall charge, and together we shall DRIVE YOU INTO THE DEPTHS OF OBLIVION, SIR! ONWARDS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!

Er, ahem. This is a fantastic offer, but I see another round. I'm not ready to use that coveted button yet, either. NO EAL!

I'll go for 10, 11 and 12 next please, Noely.

I must take a NO DEAL instead of a NO EAL

Then NO DEAL has it, sir, of course.

We have to play to the rules, young Daniel.

Box 10-

£3,000

If 11 and 12 both contain blues, we are in business!

Box 11-

£500

Box 12-

Ah, yes! My memory's just as bad as I thought! I'll go for box 18 then, please

Box 18-

50p

BT