Today, 1 March 2006, was the turn of Trevor to play Deal or No Deal. He'd selected box 14 at random before the show began.
A quiet, unassuming sort, he had a quiet, unassuming first round - albeit losing both £35,000 and £100,000 - and received an opening offer which reflected the sentiment Glenn Hugill was reported to have felt for Trevor:
£1,100.
Having rightly given this all due consideration (about half a second's worth), Trevor pressed on, but the second round brought no blue relief: £10,000, £20,000, and finally £3,000 departed, leaving a large gap on the wrong side of the board. Just prior to the last of these came what was possibly the weirdest cut to an ad break certainly of the first season, if not of the entire run: Trevor selects 'the beautiful Sam', Noel says something about how we all want this box to be a nice cuddly one...and Noel then shouts at everybody to 'cuddle, CUDDLE, CUDDLE!' as the camera backs away...
It's worth noting that at this point Trevor had already made everyone aware of his dream, for he and his wife to travel to Australia, first-class, to see his brother and family who lived out there. This, and having some cash to leave for his grandchildren, was why he was here playing this game.
The Banker boldly claimed that he had already won the psychological battle, and this next offer would be 'walking money' for Trevor - but the latter's response to
£7,500 was, 'it's got to be...a little bit higher'. 'My game', he said, 'is going to get better'.
This game was full of strange coincidences; what follows is one such.
Noel: 'let's remember that at this moment in the show, you said those very optimistic words, and you were offered seven and a half thousand pounds, and I said, 'Deal or No Deal, Trevor?' and Trevor replied--'
Trevor:
'No Deal.'Into the third round, then, and surely things had to pick up from here! For his son, an airline pilot, Trevor chose box 6, and Lisa opened box 6, which contained
£1,000. Nine blues remained on the board.
Number 2 was in the custody of the dear, now late, Flash. She revealed
£75,000! Now only three red amounts were left: £15,000, £50,000, and £250,000.
Alison, on her debut, opened box 15 and removed
£10 from the board - a blue at last!
Did Noel want Trevor to answer the phone when it rang? He asked. Noel acquiesced. Trevor had some advice to give the Banker.
'It's Be Kind To Trevor Day, you see; he's probably never heard of that. I've just invented it. [Noel: does it always fall on St David's Day?] No, it usually falls on the eighth day of the week...'The Banker called.
The Banker called...
The Banker called,
and Trevor Bruce answered.
'Thankyou for calling the Trevor Bruce Show; you now have three options:
Option One: to offer me a hundred thousand and I'm walking;
Option Two: thirty thousand and you've got me in a quandary;
and Option Three, is a thousand pounds, and we all know where I'm going. Thank you very much for calling, have a nice day!'
The Banker was convinced that the atmosphere was down, depressed, and that Trevor was beaten and so was everyone else in the studio - so Noel and Trevor took a new approach! Positivity would be the mentality from this moment onward, shoulders up, chest out, friends all around cheering on, it hadn't gone well to start with but it was going to turn around NOW!
Round 4 then, first with Sarah, number 16 -
£100! Quickening the pace here, we're motoring now, next is 18 in the capable hands of Northern Irish gentleman James and he'll reveal - oh bugger,
£15,000. Finally, Candice, whose fashion sense was never anything below
absolutely on-point, class personified and---
£500! Great stuff! We're coming back now, this is more like it!
The fourth offer was
£9,900.
'The odds of me taking those two big numbers out, 6 to 2 in my favour; the odds of the quarter-of-a-million being in there [my box], 7 to 1 against;
but that's a long way to go yet...current odds, 6 to 2, ask me!'
Saj is first to bat in the fifth round -
£750 off the board! This is becoming very strong, out of nowhere! Marcus next with number 11. He reveals
50p! Four blues, £50,000 and £250,000 left - brilliant!
Finally number 22, held by 'Fireman' Sam.
Matt reveals
£50,000.
All or nothing, now: 1p, 10p, £50, £250, or a quarter of a million pounds.
Australia, or bust.
The Banker rings. Of course, had the £50,000 stayed, he'd now be making an offer that Trevor would accept in a heartbeat, but the £50,000 is gone.
The Banker believes nobody took the previous offer seriously, and as a consequence, the offer remains
£9,900.
'My role, Trevor, is just to remind you to think long and hard about your personal ambitions, and you've got all the time in the world because it is, indeed, the Trevor Bruce Show.'
'Well, that amount of money would get me to Australia and round the other side...it might, but...it wouldn't leave anything to give to my family. I don't believe in luck, I think you make your own luck; you think about other people first, and help other people when you can, and one day it'll all come back round. I think that's why I've had so much happiness - it all comes back round...I apologised to my wife before I came down here, to say, if I got this sort of board, I would go for it...'
'Nine thousand nine hundred pounds, Trevor - deal or no deal?'
'NO DEAL.'
We come now to the final round of three boxes. All that lies between Trevor and the fulfilment of his dearest ambition is the selection of three numbers.
The first of those will be number twenty, which Barbara will open. Several audience members are heard blowing their noses. Contestants on the wings hold hands in anticipation and hope. A studio falls silent in suspense.
Barbara opens box 20.
It's
£50.
The studio erupts.
'Number ten Nick...please.'
Adrenalin begins to take over.
It's
10p.
Delirium runs rampant.
One box now remains to be chosen. The opening of that box will send the entirety of this studio into the stratosphere, so long as its contents are marked with a blue piece of card.
Hundreds of human beings straddle this tightrope between paradise on one side, and certain oblivion on the other.
In thousands of homes throughout the United Kingdom, families sit on tenterhooks. This is it. This is the moment.
Near neighbours Marilyn and Jim R remain on the wings. Jim has box 21; Marilyn number 1.
One of these boxes contains a quarter of a million pounds; the other, either a penny or £250.
Odds, 50-50.
'Number 1, Marilyn, please.''YOU HAVE...told us your dream...the air travel, and what you want to do for the family...we have nothing else, other than the chance to create a nightmare, or fulfil your dream. It's on this box, and this box alone. Marilyn please, open box number 1, and let it be NUMBER ONE FOR SUCCESS!'
1, Marilyn -
£250,000.
'It was such a great dream', she says, through tears. 'It was such a great dream, it was such an identifiable dream', Noel replies.
The Banker phones; 'scant consolation, it shook him to the core; and...it's £99, is the offer. Which produces a mega dilemma for you I guess, because you've played it with courage, you've played it with resolution and determination to see it all the way through, and £99 is a lot better than 1p. It's no longer funny for me to talk about the fact, not after a game like this, that Nick is alone in the 1p club...I do not want you to go away with 1p, I really do not want you; so I would really counsel that you think long and hard about the £99...'
Following this remarkable series of comments, Trevor declines the offer. The Banker offered the swap, and this too is declined.
'OK, I'm not going to drag this out, we know exactly the scale - 's
1p.'
'Thank you', Noel says, shaking Trevor's hand, 'for playing the game with such
open courage - thank you.'
And thank you, too, for the memories.