19 years ago today, Pat played - she was as mad as a box of frogs, but she did leave with £3,000 from a rather hectic game played at low stakes throughout.
Pat began by talking complete nonsense about numerology and magical connections and other related quackery, then took a fancy to Noel - waxing lyrical about him being really special and having a close connection with her, obviously through her being on the show, which did at least produce a funny moment when Noel ran off to hide behind one of the wingers to escape from her obsessive clutches!

From this starting point of clinical insanity, however, proceedings gradually became more sedate...
The jackpot went in the first round, the offer £2,200, swiftly declined; the penny and two medium reds in the second round, Banker stuck at £2,200, this offer scoffed at by all, and declined also in short order. Third round, a good one, £1, £1,000 and £500 disappearing; up went the Banker to £8,400. To this, Pat at least (and at last) showed some respect, but after a moment or two of deliberation, her mind was made up, and she elected to NO DEAL.
The fourth round was wonderful - 10p and 50p going - with one small exception: the £100,000 went too. The Banker dropped his offer, quite unreasonably, to £6,000, and this was met with the kind of scornful, derisive tittering that only those who were alive before the 2008 financial crash will recall with any degree of detail. Pat said NO DEAL.
Things didn't go her way in the next round, though, as she managed to find both the £50,000 and the £75,000 - and, a matter of minutes after casting aside £6,000, she was left to ponder an offer of £2,300. If the reaction to the former offer was strong, that to the latter was almost incredible! One wonders how much luxury people grew up surrounded by, without ever being aware of it, to get to a stage in life where they felt comfortable treating thousands of pounds as if they were but pennies.
Needless to add, Pat's response here was as it had been throughout: NO DEAL.
On to the final round, and finally it seemed things were looking up! £15,000 disappeared in the first box, but next up was £50 - and three boxes remained: £100, £3,000, and £35,000. A two out of three chance, then; all she needed was to avoid that thirty-five thousand, and she'd be sure to receive an offer that she might - just might - deem suitable.
And the £35,000 was duly revealed.
With £100 or £3,000 left, the Banker complimented Pat; it 'almost hurt' to make this offer, he said. It was £1,000. Pat didn't waste any time: NO DEAL.
The Banker phoned back, and offered the swap; Pat accepted, and box 21 was swapped for box 5, and Noel opened box 5 to reveal
£3,000!
So Pat departed with - presumably - just about enough money to buy a second-hand set of tarot cards, or whatever else she might've been into, and - presumably - not enough for her time on the show to have felt worthwhile in any way. But, in making up one small section of the vast patchwork quilt that is the show's history, she will always be the 57th contestant to have taken part in Deal Or No Deal.
