Chris's game today.

Final game of love week today. Noel wants us to finish Love Week with a lovely big win! Noel goes to ask what people love Andy loves pool Margaret loves ballet dancing and Matt loves piercings and he has one.. there

He's had big numbers a few times, let's hope it's the QM in his box

It's long overdue for it to come to the table

Not so bad, even though he had £35,000 yesterday and £20,000 day before. God job not one of the top 3.

Chris brings box 2 to the table today.

Chris is a gardener and Noel syas how his flowers all sort of.. die Chris tells a story about his parents and has a tear in his eye Chris says how he went right across Canada and thats where he wants to go if he wins big today!

Chris places the last love heart of love week on dirty George

Off we go...

Round 1

16 Barry - £35,000

9 Nicola - £250

1 Derek - £500

7 Kate - £10,000

21 Shaz - £50,000

Not quite the start for Chris...

Noel talks about the energisers George and Reg and how they backfired...

The Banker talks about the adventures he had following Chris undercover Apparently he's tee-total and can still turn up at parties dressed as a condom Noel says how he wants to avoid splitting a condom... (No really )

The Banker offers £7,100

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £7,100
Mean: £27,642.15
Offer (%): 25.69%
Fair Deal: £8,453.93
Volatility: 1.14
Redometer: -14

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100


£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000

£15,000
£20,000


£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Chris No Deals

This is not looking good for Chris...

Round 2

6 - Martin - £75,000

14 Justin - £15,000

Chris chooses Katherine next.. Noel calls a break saying how we only need a run of blues now and we could have our next Quarter of a Millionaire...

And we're back...

Chris is coming over as very nervous and Noel says he has to get over this

15 Katherine - £3,000

Banker Time

Not a good round

He needs to turn it around, soon

The Banker says he isnt confident as Chris is nervous he isnt putting up a front... It was an all red round and because of that..

Bankers Offer - £5,000

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £5,000
Mean: £26,922.62
Offer (%): 18.57%
Fair Deal: £6,308.46
Volatility: 1.97
Redometer: -30

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100


£750
£1,000

£5,000


£20,000



£100,000
£250,000


He says he still has dirty Geroge with the heart and Nicola says he still has the two most powerful amounts left..

Chris No Deals

Derek and Reg come to the game board to bring some energy into the game Noel brings out some jump leads wires them in and then goes to plug it in

The arm flapping begins...

Blue chants start

11 Debbie - £750

More chants

4 Newbie Jean - £5

3 Sarah - £20,000

Banker time..

It was going well until £20,000 went...

And just when we thought we had seen the back of THAT chant for good

The Banker says that any offer with a hole that big just hangs there..

Bankers Offer - £10,000

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £10,000
Mean: £32,378.33
Offer (%): 30.88%
Fair Deal: £7,316.75
Volatility: 2.35
Redometer: -28

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1

£10
£50
£100



£1,000

£5,000






£100,000
£250,000

Chris No Deals

Argh, there goes the 100K

This is looking very bad...

Noel puts a heart in front of the two biggies but it's not big enough so he gets a huge one and uses that instead.

13 Steve - £100,000

5 Phil - £50

Noel says how every single game in love week has been a one box game and how important the heart as been.

Chris really needs to turn this game around!

Argh.

And we're back in the room...

Noel says it's not going well but Geroge does have the lucky heart

10 Paul - £250,000


Incredible...

Banker time

ARGH!!!!!

Game over...

5% chance of that happening apparently...

Bankers Offer - £199

Stats after Round 4
Offer: £199
Mean: £763.95
Offer (%): 26.05%
Fair Deal: £216.16
Volatility: 4.50
Redometer: -44

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1

£10

£100



£1,000

£5,000









Chris No Deals

Next round..

20 Ruth - £5,000

The unluckiest game of the year, there is nothing left apart from £1k

17 Margaret - £1

12 - Jill - 1p


Banker time

Buhahahahaha, what an unfortunate run of luck... it's tempting to turn the TV on. As painful as the game must be, it surely must be one of the more entertaining ones, especially if Chris is taking it well.

He wants the pilgrims to love him but they all say No Deal

Bankers Offer - £50 + Mayple Syrup

Stats after Round 5
Offer: £50
Mean: £222.12
Offer (%): 22.51%
Fair Deal: £83.94
Volatility: 9.04
Redometer: -28

Board

10p
50p


£10

£100



£1,000











Chris No Deals

If only one of his last two games was his game then his dream would come true! Ah well.

Next round

18 Reg - £1,000

22 George - £10

Banker time

Bankers Offer - 63p...

Chris No Deals

Cast iron deal surely!

This has been an unlucky game, what a way to finish love week

19 Andy - 10p

Banker time with 50p and £500

The Banker says that he is going to be far luckier in life than in the game

Bankers Offer - £50

Stats after Round 6
Offer: £50
Mean: £50.25
Offer (%): 99.50%
Fair Deal: £28.66
Volatility: 200.00
Redometer: -13

Chris No Deals

Box 2 contains £100

Matt opens his box - 8 to show 50p

Chris wants everyone to not be dieheartened by his game and wishes every one luck!

Noel hopes that love weeks luck doesnt affect the games next week.

I really can't remember a more ghastly game, hard luck Chris.

This has been very unlucky and the QM still has not come to the table!

When will it ever come?

What a rotton luck game bad luck Chris =/

Killerbee I wouldn't get excited you can bet when it does come to the table again it will be sold for a derisory sum.

Well it's no good it just coming to the table because if it's not won then that will just make for a "bad" (or, in Noel's words, "disastrous") game anyway. So, really, there's no point in it being on the table unless someone is going to win it otherwise it'll just result in another banker victory anyway.

Wish I had been there for chris's game. Honestly one of the nicest guys you could possibly meet and possibly the unluckiest game for him aswell! I'm sure he will fullfill his dream of getting to canada though and good luck to him!

That was such a shame,

Chris was one of my favourites on the wings and i was just gutted for him when all the reds went, when the two big amounts left i was just praying for a small consolation of £5,000, but sadly not,

But £100 is better than 50p and at least you can do something with it! Really Hope Chris fulfills his dream and moves to Canada!

OMG, horrendous bad luck all the way, a very painful game to watch, about the best bit was when Chris opened his box. Noel tried hard, but even he couldnt get any energy or excitement going. Hopefully there were no new viewers watching DOND for the first time, because if there were they will probably never watch again.

I will be glad to see the back of Love Week, all the games were mediocre at best.

... thanks!

Sorry Rich, I was refering to the way the gameplay went, not the Contestants as people. After that great turn-around yours was easily the best of the week.

was just kidding mate. Would like to point out that how Chris came accross in his game was nothing like he was outside of filming. He was a really hyper guy who could literally get drunk on cola!! Just a shame nerves got the better of him and he had some of the worst luck ever! Has been abit of a nasty week!

I agree actually, I think Rich's show was the best of this week as it was a good game, a good player and a good show overall!

Today's game was ok but unfortunately Chris' neves did get the better of him, and the bad luck didn't help. The moment when Noel "plugged" Derek into the mains was strangely funny... imagine if someone had just tuned in to see Derek and Reg jumping around with wires attached!! It looked like a mental asylum!

Also the return of the blue chants was ok in this show... as it was only Reg and Derek doing them! I hope the chants don't make a regular re-appearance though.

Shame the resident Justin Lee Collins lookalike only won 100 pounds

Thta's got to be a contender for most depressing game ever - Chris didn't seem his usual character that he came across as on the wings it must be said, the game was never tense (though an all-blue 4th round would have got him 20k-ish), but not funny either like Siobhan's or Emi's.

He did better than me though, I'd have dealt 63p!

How was Siobhans game funny the picture of the game was she was climbing the ladder then fallling down again

Just plain ugly!

I really wouldn't have wanted to Deal 63p but I might have done anyway. Failing that I'd have swapped for 50p given the chance...

Beryl and her ilk would have got a spectacular OPW out of that, but nobody else could have won more than Chris did!

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the worst 8-box board we've seen in the 672 broadcast games so far, no matter how you measure it.

Bad luck Chris. Chris did seem a bit nervous, but then when you have such a bad game like that I guess that doesn't help you settle your nerves. Perhaps he should of come in his condom outfit?

I did find the bit with Derek and Reg rather amusing, but I hope that it's kept to a minimum and not done every show as it might start to get annoying.

It would of also been nice to have seen stronger games through out love week as there were some good characters, we just didn't have the games to match.

I think thats the worst luck I've seen...

It was a very disappointing game indeed.

That's the last two times Box 2 has come to the table and produced a disappointing blue win (Shaun last with the dreaded 1p).

Hard luck Chris - and a special well done to Sat Nav for keeping us up to date on the site

That was desperately disappointing. I thought Chris seemed a really genuine guy, and I was looking forward to his game because, on the wings, he seemed like a gambler who could have won big money if the boxes had fallen right. Hope the Canadian dream comes off.

Just watched the show now and as soon as I saw that 8 box board, I went straight for your stats.

That was a truly horrible game luck-wise. After trick or treat week, this seems to have been the banker's revenge - no-one had a board strong enough to get a really huge offer from using the heart.

Looking at the weekly stats - even a £20K win tomorrow wouldn't stop this week being in the top 10 worst total wins ever. We need a win of over £2,954 to stop it being the worst week ever.

That it was the worst ever 8-box board never dawned on me at all - I knew £1 Raj and Philomena had 5k-high boards but they obviously had better blues!

(I actauuly would have quite liked to see the first-ever all-blue squashdown, given that he won a blue a nyway - obviously i'd preferred him to win the 5k.but...)

I cannot remember watching such a sad...disasterous show!
I really felt for Chris, as everyone has said he seemed such a nice guy...the advice he was giving the other contestants was good, he said he was a gambler and I thought if the boxes fall good for him he would have a fantastic show..............but alas not to be

The forum members who have not actually been a contestant on dond I dont think realize the aftermath of the show...........being in contact with the contestants I was with, we all share the same feelings of sleepless nights...wondering 'what if!' The show really affects the emotions not only when appearing, but for ever such a long time after too, dont get me wrong not just the 'what if's' but all the amazing joy too!
Having said all that I would go back like a shot tomorrow if asked!!!!!!!!!

How is the hangover?

Well that was one of the unluckiest games i've seen. Nothing went right for him.

Chris was a nice guy and i hope that he does get to Canada at some point in the future.

[And going on games, i would have to agree that Richie's has been the best so far this week].

Should've dealt at 50 Quid and Maple Syrup mmmm I had that for pancake day it was gourgeous