Derek 16/05

**Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:00 pm **Warnings:** 0

If the Banker's focusing on his madness rather than his utility curve this could work out very badly for him...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Noel says that Derek is so busy looking at his list when the boxes are opened that he can't see the expression on his face, and hence can't read him at the moment

Banker offers

£19,500

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

How juicy is this one going to be?

Round 3 Stats
Boxes left: 11
Mean: £33,955.92
Offer: £19,500
Offer (%): 57.43%
Fair Deal: £13,069.33
Volatility: 2.02

Very juicy worm!

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek says the worm has got a bit bigger, but he is not yet ready to bite...

Derek says

NO DEAL

**Joined:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:36 pm **Warnings:** 0

Where is Derek from?

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Noel puts on a pair of comedy glasses to try and read Derek's list!! :-D

Next round

10 - £500

18 - 10p

Derek wants to ask his friend something and then runs over to his owl!! He then calls out bloody owl!!! We then get a nice shot of Derek's slippers!!!!!

Noel calls a break...

**Joined:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am **Warnings:** 0

Well id expect no less from people who loved Jim R to love this guy you have weird tastes :lol:

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Hes not funny.

Don't flame me its just my opinion.

**Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:00 pm **Warnings:** 0

Whatever you think of him you've gotta love his board. Although the fact it could be a £50k game in one box is still scary, it would be the best £50k game ever, 1p notwithstanding.

1p going would send the FD to £24k, and the offer might go past £35k.

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:43 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

SrWilson wrote:

Well id expect no less from people who loved Jim R to love this guy you have weird tastes :lol:

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Hes not funny.

Don't flame me its just my opinion.

I'd rather Derek being naturally funny than planks of wood and traffic cones providing the "amusement"...

**Joined:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am **Warnings:** 0

His board is great yes no doubt its looking good.

Its just him whos been a prat talking to a toy owl LOL!! cmon.

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

We're back
Last box before the banker
Noel says it's safe to come back now, as the singing has stopped!!!
Rita next, and Noel says she is trying to give the banker the impression she is a big NO DEALER!!

8 - 1p

Big cheers

Banker time

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Derek says the banker will now change from a fisherman to a hypnotist! The banker reminds everyone of Kirsty's game yesterday where she turned down a good offer...

Banker offers

£26,062

**Joined:** Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:15 am **Warnings:** 0

SrWilson wrote:

Well id expect no less from people who loved Jim R to love this guy you have weird tastes :lol:

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Hes not funny.

Don't flame me its just my opinion.

Don't flame others for their opinion then!

Others clearly think he is funny......I, unfortunately, can't comment.

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

SrWilson wrote:

Well id expect no less from people who loved Jim R to love this guy you have weird tastes :lol:

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Hes not funny. Don't flame me its just my opinion.

Hmm he's sort of similar to Jim R but isnt anything compared to him! I think we can all respect your wrong opinion

Also what a weird symmetrical board!

Round 4 Stats
Boxes left: 8
Mean: £46,626.88
Offer: £26,062
Offer (%): 55.89%
Fair Deal: £23,822.23
Volatility: 2.03

Ooh very nice tactical offer, still worth playing on though.

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

It's the same offer that Kirsty turned down, and Noel says that he is playing games now... Derek says we have to believe that lightening doesn't strike twice and he's a bit of a betting man...

Derek says

NO DEAL

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

Next round

11 - £50,000 "Oh Dear Me" chants Noel... He then asks Derek not to find the £250,000 like Kirsty did yesterday...

12 - £20,000 "Oh dear me" goes Noel again...

13 - £15,000 "Oh dear me"

Banker time

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:50 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

I can see a stick here...

**Posted:** Wed May 16, 2007 4:50 pm **Author:** Sapphire **Post subject:**

If that was a proveout im sure Noel would of been saying it wasnt good enough

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

Not a great round but the stats didnt change too much so the offer should be fairly similar.

Round 5 Stats
Boxes left: 5
Mean: £57,603.00
Offer: £30,000
Offer (%): 52.08%
Fair Deal: £22,335.51
Volatility: 6.58

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

That was not a good round says Noel... Derek says that the banker is now a croupier, and the banker says that Derek has had his chips now!!!

Banker offers

£30,000

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