Deal or No Deal Fansite and Forum: Welcome to DOND, the home of Deal or No Deal fans.

Deal or No Deal Fansite and Forum: Welcome to DOND, the home of Deal or No Deal fans.
It is currently Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:40 am Last visit was: Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:40 am




Deal or No Deal forum index » UK DoND Forums » Deal or No Deal Show Commentaries & DiscussionAll times are UTC [ DST ]



 [ 2 posts ] 
Author Message

psychokiller

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 8:26 pm    Author: psychokiller    Post subject: 08/05/18 - Noel's interior life
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:42 am
Location: UK
Warnings: 0
(It's a Tuesday morning and, as such are traditions, Noel is thumbing through the most recent edition of the perennial but outmoded Radio Times. Ruefully, he casts a scornful eye over the listings for Challenge TV. One circuit of the calendar has passed since Deal or No Deal last graced its airwaves and Noel is in need of the repeat fees. He's coasting to the end of his last wage packet for Swap or Sell, and is soon perilously close to possessing a wealth that dips below eight figures.)

NOEL: They could take Bullseye off for a start. The fees are no use to him, dozy fumbling prick's in the hole now.

(The saturation of Noel's mood owes less to Peter Max psychedelic artwork crafted from the stoned streets of San Francisco, and more to a sun bleached, water fouled Lowry trapped inside a condemned antiques shop. Sun damage is the theme for this difficult day, for Noel's skin bears the punishment of a prolonged exposure to the charitable bank holiday climate. Pink and pain, oh for just a splash of rain.)

NOEL: And did anybody REALLY think Goldenballs would endure? File that one away with the worst of them.

(His mind of furious storms and raging fires did subside, but only slightly, when careful consideration was made to the financial situation of Jasper Carrott and the brevity of his maligned series built on the unpopular idiom of fortune favouring the dishonest)

NOEL: He's probably just barely worth the magnificent seven. Hmm. Well, I suppose when the crow is hungry, you chuck it the crumbs.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile E-mail  

American Coupon Boy

PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2018 11:19 pm    Author: American Coupon Boy    Post subject: Re: 08/05/18 - Noel's interior life
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:20 pm
Warnings: 0
Noel then calls NBC.

Noel: Hello, I heard you're reviving Deal or No Deal in the states. If you're looking a personable host with plenty of experience with the format, I'm your man. I hosted 2,999 shows in the UK and will accept half of whatever you were planning on offering that dried up robotic comedian Howie Mandel.

NBC: Sorry Noel, but we already set up a contract with Howie Mandel, and your style of hosting won't go down well with the low attention span Americans anyway. (hangs up)

Noel: (shouts loads of explitives) Bald comedians will be the death of me!

_________________
Miss Deal or No Deal? The US version returns in Fall 2018 with yours truly as a recapper.


Top
 Profile E-mail  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 [ 2 posts ] 
Deal or No Deal forum index » UK DoND Forums » Deal or No Deal Show Commentaries & DiscussionAll times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bot and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Jump to:  

Deal Or No Deal

[ View who is online ]

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Copyright ©2008 dond.co.uk All rights reserved

www.dond.co.uk is not responsible for the content posted by private individuals on this website. The views expressed herein are solely the opinions of the individuals that produced them and not necessarily the views of the owner, or of the admins, or of the moderators of this website.


Deal or No Deal Online Games | Tava Tea Weight Loss | Go Go Hamster | Wii | Wii Fit | Xbox 360 | Playstation 3 | Sunglasses | Wii U Pre-order | Dropship | GoGo Hamster | Kidizoom Camera | Whitening teeth | Admin Zone Directory