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psychokiller

PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:24 am    Author: psychokiller    Post subject: 22/04/18 - Noel's interior life (No.52)
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(Sunday morning may be dawning, soundtracked by a territorial blackbird in the budding trees, but Noel is a man of wretched discontent as he glowers over his Sunday Express)

NOEL: Horrible! Horrible scum. Why aren't they being caught? Just arrest them now!

(Their slices of Kingsmill toast pop up, but are left unattended to)

WIFE: Well they'd need to procure watertight evidence, Noelie. There's a yard of difference between suspicions and conviction, guilt has be thoroughly determined-

(Noel's eyes start screaming, followed by his mouth)

NOEL: NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Look.... it's obvious they did it! They *look* guilty, him particularly so! Just string them all up and get it done with!

(The toast remains untouched, a victim to despondent apathy shared by Senor and Senorita Edmonds)

WIFE: (sigh) - Shall we skip to the puzzles?

NOEL: No.

Wife: Oh.

(That blackbird doesn't have to worry, no-one's interested in his fiercely guarded tree branch)

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 1:12 am    Author: daniel123    Post subject: Re: 22/04/18 - Noel's interior life (No.52)
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Ah, toast, what a splendid idea! Back in a jot.

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All of us who were once part of the furniture, once stalwarts of the grand and extravagant, exuberant and thriving forum...have receded back into the walls, still barely visible, still here as poignant, reminding relics of an era gone by...but most of us have vanished, forever immersed in the mists of time.

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