Michelle's game today.

Noel says he feels better but he still has a cold! He says you genuinely never know what's going to happen on this show which is why it's unique. We get to see a clip of Matt's game when Colin got chucked out for wanting to touch Noel's hair and was replaced by audience member Isabelle.

Colin is back today and Isabelle has re-appeared on the wings as a contestant, because she'd applied to be one.

Previous game, £35,000

First game of the month, hopefully a good one. Not said much so don't know what to make of her yet.

Michelle has box 18.

Michelle says she's very nervous! Michelle is a shop floor assistant in a supermarket and is from Greenwich. Noel says the managers don't put them on the tills because she always talks! We get to see a photo of Michelle's mum, son and her son's dad.

Here we go...

I can't believe Isabelle got on the show so easily.

Hopefully a good game to finish the week.

Round 1

Noel says Isabelle is too lively and he might put her back in the audience!

2 - Cherish - 1p

The banker rings and says they should be quiet because it's all downhill from here.

19 - Peter - £50,000

6 - Diane - £75,000

5 - Laura - £3,000

1 - Tony - 10p

Banker time

The banker warns the audience that heckling doesn't mean they'll get on the show because Isabelle was a one-off! He says the only thing he fears about Michelle is getting earache.

BANKER'S OFFER

£5,200

Michelle says

NO DEAL


Noel calls a break...

So apparently Isabelle's fast track is a one-off. Why did they bother doing that in the first place then?

We're back

Round 2

Noel talks about the label that's inside Michelle's dress and how it's bothering him, so he's cut it out! Michelle says she's obsessed with cleaning and her boyfriend hates it.

9 - Kristina - £1,000

Noel speaks to today's pilgrim of the day and says she has a phobia of cutlery, specifically the noise it makes!

Colin next and Noel finally lets him touch his hair!

20 - Colin - £750

11 - Buk - 50p

Banker time

Should easily be in five figures...

£10,100?

Oops, I forgot we're dealing with the 2014 Banker.

Noel says Michelle would like to go on a theatrical make-up course. Michelle says it includes the make-up that's used to make people look like they've been injured. The banker calls Michelle the Greenwich Goddess. He says he's taken by her and thinks she'd be a good match for him.

BANKER'S OFFER

£7,200

Awful offer

She's taking WAY too long with this rubbish offer.

In fact, this is Josh's board with £10,000 and £20,000 on the board as well, and yet the offer is still £800 less.

Noel runs through Michelle's dreams which include taking her family to Gran Canaria for a holiday. She says her boyfriend wants a new pair of trainers!

Michelle says

NO DEAL

Round 3

12 - Ann - £20,000

15 - Mark - £250,000

Noel calls a break before the final box of the round...

Risky board now, but still good money left.

We're back

Last box before the Banker

4 - Rafael - £50

Banker time

£502?

No, it's £3,000, which isn't a joke but is still derisory for the board.