Pauline wants a new kitchen.. she's today's player with box 19.

Previous game, 1p...

Pauline is a barmaid at a golf club in Whitstable.

She has a model of a beach house with her as a gift for the banker.

There's talk of seagulls and robins.

Daughter-in-law Tracy is in the audience.

She's here for a scrap and a load of money, apparently. Good luck to her.

Please Noel, don't start another 3 minute conversation about kitchens!

Throwing people out!

Round 1

Box 7 - Michelle - 1p Cue ensuing madness and 'penny drop'

Box 6 - Rikki - £1,000

Box 11 - Christine - £50,000 Low moan...

Box 12 - Lucky - £250,000 "That a touch of the ironicals," says Noel.

Someone in the audience shouts "Come on Jackie! Oh it's Pauline..." Noel throws said pilgrim out

Box 14 - Sam - £750

Noel describes it as a "well-balanced board". RING RING

Interesting round. Top and bottom of the board taken out.

The banker says Pauline's gift was way better than the biscuits Anna game him. He'd rather have eaten the carpet than those.

Pauline wants to take the banker to the beach in Whitstable to see the sunset & be romantic and stuff... Ugh.

BANKER'S OFFER

£3,000

Pauline describes it as a "kind" offer but it's a NO DEAL.

OOOOH HOLI... oh heck, you know the deal by now.

Sending someone out Was overdue to happen as hasn't been done for a few months.

Long walk to the car park on the new premises

Remembering a game I saw in person on the old premises when Edmondo threw out a pilgrim for the same thing that lady did today

I officially hate 16-box. Sick to death of being reminded of Box 23's options all the time!

Boring kitchen conversation time...

Aaaaaaaaaand we're back. Pauline dyes her hair a few times every year and she's looking for love.

Round 2

Box ? - Trevor - £250

The ejected pilgrim has been brought back in so Noel says everyone can stop complaining to C4 now.

Box 1 - Jason - £50

There's been some banter about box 23 and Pilgrim of the Day. Lots more banter and the banker phones asking if they can get on with it because he's "losing the will to give."

Box 16 - Phil - £500

RING RING

The banker's been hearing rumours about how Pauline, Christine & Anna have been terrorising the hotel with their drunken antics.

Pauline would like to take the banker to Australia when she goes to see the family. He doesn't want to. He's not keen on being taken to Whitstable either.

BANKER'S OFFER

£6,500

It's a NO DEAL

Round 3

Box 21 - Jodi - £35,000

Box 15 - Earl - £15,000

Box 3 - Steph - you guessed it...

Tuned in during first break. Looking sort of precarious now.

We're back.

Pauline's sons are a butcher and an undertaker, so she gets cheap meat and a cheap funeral too!

Box 3 - Steph - £100

"A most unusual shape" of a game says Noel. Pauline tells of how she once went out to dinner one March and when she came home, her family had decorated the house in Christmas decorations...

RING RING

Too much waffle in this game!

Pauline chats to the banker on the phone. "You're not feeling attractive? You are to me..."

More innuendo-laden banter about "how much" she wants.

The banker then says to Noel about how a call like that normally costs him £5 a minute...

BANKER'S OFFER

£5,000

That is a very unfair decrease!

Pauline's disappointed with the offer but Noel points out she could do a lot of damage in one round.

It's a NO DEAL