I will be updating throughout the evening, bare with people!

One of the UK's most despised TV shows is back again and Noel is talking about how Stevie declined Box 23 even though on the wings he was buying it all the time with his Deal Light.

Today's player also has Box 23 in her eyeline.

It's LORRAINE!

Lorraine is a fork lift truck driver for a supermarket warehouse!

She says she gets presents bought her because she's the only woman working there!

Sisters and hubby in the audience and pictures of her god-daughter and Nieces.

A picture of Colin her husband and her two stepsons. Shoddy pictures.

Lorraine confirms that she selected Box 19 at random before the game (I can vouch for that fact also)!

Housekeeping done, off we go!

Lorraine is keeping numbers 17, 10, 2 and 4 to the end for family birthday reasons.

Anthony with 12-

£3,000

Mandy with 6-

1p

Scott with 8-

£15,000

Rikki with 15-

£100

Lorraine was going to go for Craig with 10, but he reminded us that she is keeping it!

Traci with 21-

£1

Banker Time

The Banker wonders what is going on at the moment. The Banker says it is still Year Of The Banker, but this is Month of The Player.

The Banker can't believe people at work mistake her for a man as she is ALL WOMAN!

Lorraine reminds the Banker of someone in show-business..

It's some puppet. From the muppet maybe?

BANKER'S OFFER

£11,000

Lorraine says she still has an amazing board and says..

NO DEAL!

Noel calls a break and we see the competition preview.

We are Back in action.

Noel asks why Lorraine has bought her sister here, as she is very, very indecisive! She has been planning her wedding for 22 years as she doesn't like rushing into things!

Bradley with 20-

£1,000

His bladder is fine, apparently.

Noel familiarises us with Box 23.

todayyoucouldwindoublehalfnothingmoneybackorplus10grandbybuyingbox23tothetableandpilgrimofthedaywillbringit.

David with 9-

£10

Noel talks about the block of six that are still sitting there.

Pauline with 3-

£10,000

Still the block of six intact.

Banker time.

The Banker calls but Noel is too interested in talking to Lorraine's sister about the wedding.

He takes a while to call back..

Here he is!

The Banker says it's a shame that Colin is in the audience (Lorraine's husband) as The Banker and her has a lot in common.

They both enjoy the gym, Lorriane has a six pack and he has a keg.

Apparently these are the luckiest contestants ever..

BANKER'S OFFER

£14,022

Lorraine would like a walk in wardrobe and to help pay for her sisters t'wedding.

Lorraine would like to go to Rodeo drive for shopping, and then Vegas.

Lorraine asks for the question and says...

NO DEAL!

Catherine with 7-

£250,000

Samantha with 18-

£5,000

Newbie Ronald with 5-

AFTERTHEBREAK!!!!!!

Back again, cooooey!

Still with Ronald and Box 5-

£50

Banker Time.

The Banker can tell when we are in a golden period when he offers over £14,000 and all we here is a light applause...

BANKER'S OFFER

£1,000 AIR TICKET TO VEGAS

AND

BANKER'S OFFER

£8,000 CASH

Colin the hubby says he would NO Deal, but they are very different, apparently.

No Deal Lights are on.

Bradley says this next round is a pivotal round.

Lorraine says

NO DEAL

Keywan with 1-

£50,000

Bad start.

Gavin with 22-

£35,000

Lynne with 14-

£250

Banker TIme

Noel talks about how much impact Box 23 has had on the Banker... Load of crap.

The Banker is interested to see how many lights come on when he gives this valuation...

He says the board is more precarious now.

BANKER'S OFFER

£7,000

Colin thinks it's a good offer love, states the obvious and talks about 23.

Noel wonders if the lights are working.

Basically Colin wants her to deal. Her sister asks if she has any feelings about her box. OOH Smutty smutty...

Ken thinks Lorraine should fight to the end and should believe in herself.

Lorraine says she is a little devil and is ready for the question.

Lorraine says..

We are back.

Lorraine says..

DEAL!

PROVEOUT ROUND FIVE!

Vic with 17-

£750

Craig with 10-

£75,000

Nabeela with 2-

£500