Lily's game today.

Noel says all players come with dreams of how their game will go, and they all want the Dream Ending of £100,000 and £250,000. Shona achieved it yesterday, but had dealt beforehand.

Previous two games, £35,000, £50,000

Lily has Box 20.

Lily Wheatley, originally from Indonesia, now living in Sutton in Surrey. She tells of how she came to Britain after meeting her now-husband Phil, who is in the audience, via a pen pal website. She has a photo of her daughter, and another of a cake she had made in the shape of a steak dinner! A third photo depicts her with and Phil with her father and sister.

There is a white box in Lily's former wing position, which is apparently a surprise for Noel!

Here we go...

Hopefully she won't take 300 million years to open boxes.

I think my ears are bleeding!

Round 1

Box 14 with Mana - £3,000

Box 9 with Indira - £250

Box 1 with Wendy - 1p

Box 2 with Jess - £500

Box 8 with Alicia - £50

Banker time...

He was going to offer £4,000?! That would've been insulting!

Lily is instantly shocked; she says it's a lot of money, and explains some complex thing about measuring cake ingredient quantities.

Lily says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

My word, how long did that cake take to make?!

We're back...

Round 2

Box 3 with Sheila - £5,000

Noel collects the white box from the wings, and opens it to reveal a cake in the shape of the DoND phone!

Box 6 with Russ - 10p

Box 15 with Nenad - £10,000

Banker time...

Noel jokingly tries to pick up the receiver from the cake phone!

Banker's offer:

£16,500

Lily says she can pay for numerous things for that, including pay for someone to teach her father English. But she needs more money.

Lily says:

NO DEAL

Noel is scared when someone says they need more money, but he doesn't think Lily meant it in that way.

Noel calls a break...

So the Banker says "get on with it" but Noel messes with Sean!?

Ouch at the £210,000 round!

We're back...

Round 3

The Banker tells Lily to make this quick, as he couldn't go to the loo in the break, as Wendy was using it!

Box 16 with Sean - £35,000

That's a little bit of a hole in the block, says Noel, but it's not a disaster in itself.

The Banker is heard in the studio ordering Lily to get a move on!

Box 10 with Sue - £75,000

Box 11 with Emma - £100,000

Banker time...

Lily says £5,000 is still a lot of money. Her husband says he's been wanting to meet Noel since the days of Swap Shop! Lily says the board looks very scary now. Sue says two blues and one of the top section would mean a higher offer next. Lily says it's different now that it's her own game.

Lily says:

NO DEAL

Round 4

Box 19 with newbie Julie - £10

Box 18 with Chelsey - £15,000

Lily says it's getting harder to pick numbers now.

Box 21 with Chantal - £20,000

Banker time...

Nope, £20,000 is really bad to lose on that configuration.

Another shocking round, says Noel, and that is not the sort of 8-box you want. The Banker says he loves players saying they need more money, and they go on blindly. He says, if the £250,000 goes, he won't offer more than £16,500 again, even if the £50,000 stays.

Noel calls a break before the offer is revealed...