Looks as though nobody has picked this up, I'm in work so will be shady, if anyone would like to take over, feel free.

Nath is playing today, and has box 11.

She is a retired typist and has a dragon on the table.

As it's my birthday I'm keeping 22 'til the end.

Colin with 1 £1,000

Nath said she couldn't see what it was because the Cameraman was stood in the way!

Zoe with 5 £20,000

Julia with 7 £5

Noel is trying to help Nath by covering her HUGE behind. Nath says it's caused by being in a leg brace, and her appetite never subsided! Noel congratulates her for being obese.

Shona with 9 £50

Nath want's 11, but it's her box! Hilarity entails.

Steve with 17 £10,000

KP Cheers VERY loudly.

Banker Time..

Happy Birthday!

The Banker hangs up straight away because Nath is Welsh!

Noel suggests £16,500 and the Banker phones VERY quickly.

Banker's offer:

£8,000

Not a bad opening round, and a bit of a low opening offer.

Nath says it's wonderful, and would do most of what she wants to do.

Nath has forgotten what she wants to do!

Nath says NO DEAL, and Noel calls a break.

Thank you.

WHile I think of it, from Next Month Endemol are introducing a Deal or no Deal app, so we can play along at home! #dealornodeal

8k was a bit low. I'd want 13k.

We are... BACK!

Noel Reminds us it's Nath playing.. as if he would give us a chance to forget!

She has her Sister in the audience (Who is much nicer than Nath)

Pat with 20 £75,000

Noel says Nath is not going to hug Pat! Nath insists, and says Nath and Noel make a lovely couple.

Douglas with 16 (And he can't stop laughing because he's happy) £750

Adam with 10 (Noel reminds us Adam has had the £250K 4 times) 10p

Banker Time.

I'd want around 16k for that board.

Noel welcomes The Banker to Nath's place. He thinks she will chew him up and spit him out.

There is no smile on The Bankers face, and not giggling like an idiot, like Douglas.

The Banker tells how everyone was waiting to leave the hotel because of Douglas, because he got the time wrong by an hour.

The Banker says that the hotel is in Aberdeen, and that's why they leave the hotel so early!

We see a close up of Douglas being "Contrite and apologetic" Every pilgrim but one (The coach driver) says we should let him off.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

She a little old lady on a fixed income, he won't sore....

Bad offer (again)

I bet we can expect £16,500 as the next offer.

Nath says it's very good, and is not as evil as he makes out.

She wants an electric garage door, but more than anything, she wanted to be on Deal or No Deal!

Nath's husband passed away after being ill for 16 years. She tells how for the last 5 years he only survived, not lived. She had 2 strokes due to the stress, but she's over that!

Nath wants new front teeth. Some jokes about her playing Halloween week and saving on make-up.

Nath Says NO DEAL.

Harriet with 13 £100

Nath has 9 grandchildren and 7 great-grandchildren.

Paula with 22 £3,000

Confusion about Nath getting in the way of the cameraman!

Noel calls a break, and Nath encourages us to return (or not)

Worst throw to a break... EVER!

So, hope I'd have bought the 250 to the table, then I'd have swapped and gone home with 3k.