Deal or No Deal is upon us again. What adventures lie for us in this game? Find out very soon...

Uncle Desmond is at the other side of London... The baby is watching re-runs of How I Wet Your Mother... well, sleeping through it, as she realises how boring it is.

Welcome to Portobello Road Market, where a wild Channel 4 four appears!

Headaches can be a real pain in the Annadin. And without further ado, we begin!

Noel is wearing a nice blue shirt today.

Noel says: A really imporant in Shola's game. There are some people that say that we're just choosing boxes.. it's just luck.

But ahh... it's down to decision making. Good timing is key.

Seems like a few of our members could listen to Noel...

Shola is now teaching disadvantaged kids consequences, inspired by his Deal or No Deal episodes... We flash back to his game. Consequence, consequence from his decision. Good thing it worked out!

And we welcome... YUWADEE!

Showaddywaddy references in 3...2...1...

That's the final winger from Paddy's game gone then.

Hopefully, she does better than the last young Thai lady to play did.

Yuwadee has box 2.

Yuwadee, from Manchester, and originally from Thailand. She has 9 GCSEs, and is studying a business course in Manchester.

She has brought a picture of her practising Tae-kwun-do. (Uh... spelling help?) Noel is rightfully scared.

She has also got a photo of her with a grandparents. She says she looks likes a boy in that picture... no no, Yuwadee, you're great!

She has brought her comfort blanket with her - obviously inspired by Linus van Pelt, she may have read too many Peanuts comics.

Don't look at me...

She has brought her friend Alina with her in the audience. She's maybe looking for love too... and she could get a result... out of her game!

She's happy to play the game, and Noel does his usual...

We can begin! Good luck to Yuwadee!

Getting tired of Noel mocking Finley.

She decides to open 1-5 first. It's been done before.

Box 1 - Beth - 10p!

She forgot she had box 2 with her!

Wendy is going to miss Yuwadee... and Noel. Wendy rubs Noel...

Box 3 - Wendy - £10,000. That's alright.

Where's number 4? With Finley.
Finley seems to be getting smaller, due to her not having a taste for DoND hotel food. But she says the camera will add 10 pounds to her, so it seems...

Box 4 - Finley - £250,000! What a shame...

Box 5 - James - £3,000.

We can't open number 2, for obvious reasons.

Jodie, with box 6, has a serious fear of the world ending. She thinks a massive meteorite is going to strike the earth. Maybe if she lives on an island, she'll survive... while everyone dies. Quaint little woman, right?

Box 6 - Jodie - £750!

Some people questioned this claim when I mentioned it before but I still maintain that the 250K has been in box 4 more times than it's been in the death box over the years.

Bit late but had the £50,000 yesterday.

We get in touch with the Banker. Ring Ring!

The Banker asks Noel how he is, but after he needs to say something serious. Apparently, there's an asteroid that is dangerously close to the Earth's atmosphere, so he says to all the players, he loves them all. We have another 50 minutes until the world ends... that should give me plenty of time to finish this commentary.

Finley isn't that skinny.

The Banker can't offer Yuwadee any more than £3,500...

Yuwadee mentions her skin-care business, so a bit of money from this show will help to invest in the business. But since no-one deals at the first offer...

Yuwadee says NO DEAL!

£3,500 means we're back to crap offers once again!

Break-time after the first inning in Bristol...

Now, some adverts.

1. Slinkies! Cool! And other floating crap, including a ginger bread man. That what makes the Hyundai ix35.

2. British Gas is revolutionising... gas... whatever. Next!

3. The car starts up on its own... to get an MOT for a discounted price. QuickFit.

4. Ooh, that quilt looks good. Oh, it's another of those magazines. Sew&Stitch, only 99p, but will increase in price with later volumes. I bet on it.

5. Diana.

6. House prices. Zoopla. Boring.

7. Special K makes crisps now. Remember when Mr Burns made that special K a logo to be... uh... praised... I forget the word.

8. I must admit, the direct line song is quite catchy. But if any red lines come into my room, I'd step on them, by golly.

9. Half-price on selected wines, from Tesco.

10. What has everyone got against frizzy hair! Shut up, John Freida!

Sheesh, 10 adverts?!

We have returned, and we've done boxes 1-5! Uh... 1 and 3-6. There's a lot of money left in this game, so let's get started!

She goes with her heart.

She chooses 13, since it is 2013...

Box 13 - newbie Niall -

Oh wait, she changes her mind. Curse of the newbie scares?

Box 10 - Liam, who describes Yuwadee as sexy... (I'm asexual... this kind of thing is weird to me ) - £1,000

Noel says that as the ending of the world is nigh, each player is required to make a message of love before opening their box...

Box 22 - Mikey "I love you Nana" - £5!

I hope this doesn't continue... we cut to Noel trying to swipe someone's hi-top adidas. Not a fan of advertising, I see. He chucks the shoes away, and a cut to the poor pilgrims hideous socks.

Box 17 - Ryan - £1!

The Banker calls...

The banker thinks that Yuwadee has an excellent board.

The offer is now... £8,000!

Oh good grief, this game is so slow.