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Leony's game today. We see highlights from the week so far to begin with.

Leony's dressed as Dame Shirley Bassey. She has box 6. She's a PA to a church bishop. Her daughter Toni is in the audience.

Round 1

Box 3 - Ewa - £15,000

Box 22 - Jacquie - 1p

Box 18 - Sam - £50

Leony says she's afraid to jump about as he dress might fall off!

Box 16 - Michelle - £10

Box 5 - Bryan the Essex giraffe - £75,000

Banter about Jacquie being covered in lippy after that 1p kiss!

Banker's offer:

£7,250

It's a No Deal!

Round 2

Box 21 - newbie Paul (a tractor driver?!) - £100,000

Box 1 - Ian - £50,000

Chat about what she wants the money for (visiting mum in Jamaica, & daughter Toni's just started uni), and that Leony's looking for lurve!

Box 8 - Danny - £250

Banker says that he and Leony make a wonderful couple. Cue gag about him not being a 'big spender' today he thinks...

Banker's offer:

£1,500

Quick No Deal there!

Round 3

Leony: "I think I'm the oldest one here..." Noel: "Possibly not!"

Box 12 - Nathan (complete with some Jamaican patois!) - £100

Box 15 - Gemma (complete with some more possibly-Jamaican patois?!) - 50p

BREAK!

£3,000?!!

We're back!

One more box...

Box 10 - Jolene dressed as head of security. she points out that Nathan's been screaming a lot because he's scared of spiders. Noel tells Nathan to get in the loo. He refuses. Noel forcibly removes him and puts him in the loo ("This is security's job!") but he's allowed out of the loo that looks like a spaceship next time Leony finds a blue. It's not yet as Jolene has £20,000.

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Quick no deal there.

Oh dear, now this is bad! Not only is £250k gone but now Nathan is stuck in the toilet even longer!

£3,000 would be a good offer now but I think this may be in three figures.

Round 4

Box 2 - Richard - £250,000

Shouts of encouragement from Nathan in the loo!

Box 17 - Kaytee - £1,000

Box 13 - Kimberley - £3,000

Nathan still stuck in the loo.

She's obviously being forced to 5-box with that crappy excuse of an offer!

Banker's offer:

£1,000

Encouragement to go on from Paddy and Nikky.

Daughter Toni comes down for support. Winnie offers encouragement. Leony picks a box then realises she forgot to answer the question!

Leony says...eventually...oh there's a commercial break...

What a FEEBLE excuse for a break!

We're back and Leony says...you asked the pilgrims individually what they thought she'd say Noel? Yeah right..."Let me think about this for a moment"...No Deal!

Round 5

Box 14 - Justin - £5 and Nathan's back!

Box 19 - Tel - £35,000

Box 4 - Rosie - £1

On we go...

I'd go for the BIG one.

No point in going for the small welly as all the offers will be four figures.

Time for "Give It Some Welly"!

Leony chooses Nathan as her assistant, and to use the large welly.

Practice is quite a miss.

Shot 1 - miss
Shot 2 - it's in!

Nathan's in the VIP area and the holidays are brought out!

Banker's offer:

£1,700

Kaytee asks if Leony "feels it in her waters" that she's got a red. Leony says she has.

It's a no deal... Good luck!