Tel's game today.

Noel says the pilgrims are feeling left out because they weren't there for the Dealfest summer specials. A montage is shown with highlights of the shows from last week.

Had the £35,000 yesterday.

Tel has box 12 today.

Terence 'Tel' Roberts from Plaistow, a firefighter. A photo is shown of Tel in his uniform and he explains how he got in to the job. He has brought a photo of his two nieces and also a lucky item which was given to him by a random person on the street, who told him he is going to come in to a lot of money. His mum and twin sister are in the audience today for support.

Here we go...

Hopefully Tel is a LOT LOT LOT more brave than most recent players and doesn't listen to Nathan's (a.k.a. The Banker's Mole) advice.

Round 1

16 - Richard - £10

1 - Danny - 50p

18 - Michelle - £50,000

6 - Gemma - £50

22 - Jolene - £35,000

Banker time...

We are reminded that Tel won a holiday to Gran Canaria in one of last week's special shows.

Banker's offer:

£7,999

STATS AT 17-BOX

Offer: £7,999
Mean: £28,270.95
FD: £9,886.22
Volatility: 1.08
Board Total: £480,606.11

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£5
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£750
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£3,000
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£20,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Tel says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

Who the hell was making seal like noises there?!

We're back...

Round 2

21 - Eva - £3,000

9 - Justin - £5

15 - Kaytee - 10p

Banker time...

Why did I somehow see the use of that song coming?

The Banker says Tel is too good looking to be single! He is then asked to stand by the board and is equipped with sunglasses, then he strolls down the walk of wealth. "I'm Tel, call me" is displayed on the board...

Banker's offer:

£12,999

STATS AT 14-BOX

Offer: £12,999
Mean: £34,114.36
FD: £13,605.17
Volatility: 1.10
Board Total: £477,601.01

1p
£1
£100
£250
£500
£750
£1,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Poor offer... should be around £15,000.

Definitely a fair offer for the board. Reluctantly declining this, however, will cause the next offer to be less generous regardless of what kind of round he has.

Oh come on, this is NOT All Star Family Fortunes!

The stats seem to say that offer is on target. Just seems a little low to deal though

The Banker says that Tel looks like he's always been a model, then Tel's mum says that he used to pose with sunglasses. A photo of Tel as a child modelling sunglasses is shown on the board, then a photo of Jay from The Inbetweeners.

Tel says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

Oh great, break at 14-box

I have a bad feeling that Tel won't say a certain 2 letter word again in this game.