Antonette's game today.

Noel introduces us to Beverely, who has been showing a lot of passion in games recently.

27 shows!
I wonder why they kept her so long.

Oh and I wonder how many times Noel will call her Internet.

I said it once and I'll say it again; Beverly is the Banker's MOLE. She's infiltrating the group and connecting with them in a way that she can get people to Deal with her extremely cautious advice in the wings. When the Banker had the conversation with her at the beginning of her run, he only appeared to be joking and was actually serious.

Anyway, hopefully Antonette is a LOT LOT LOT more brave than most recent contestants and doesn't listen to Beverly's advice.

Antonette has box 11.

The banker rings up to comment on how Antonette didn't bow to the wings or pilgrims! Antonette re-does the walk of wealth and bows this time. Noel reads out Antonette's very long full name. She talks about how she did midwifery and other health jobs, after having had inspirations to be a nun! Antonette shows a photo of her as a matron and a photo of her children.

Here we go...

I'm hoping for a more exciting game. The last few months have been rather boring.

WHAT?! £75k in the opening round again?! Is it too much to ask for a Power 5 free opening round?

Round 1

5 - Adil - 50p

Antonette says the other contestants are temporarily her children and that Noel is her daddy, before swiftly changing Noel's role to her brother!

13 - James - £75,000

19 - Dave - £20,000

1 - Cindy - £500

14 - Rachel - £10

Banker time

It's about 23.5% to keep the top 5 in play in the first round.

Ewww... I'm so glad I'm not eating right now.

The banker gets James to reveal that he dropped his earring into the toilet and had to fish it out!

Banker's offer:

£7,000

Antonette goes to carry on before Noel's asked the question and he pretends to get all dramatic about it!

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Antonette says

NO DEAL

I have high hopes for this game!

She's been there for 27 shows. Surely she knows how the game works by now.

Round 2

18 - Alice - £1

22 - Franco - £50,000

Franco talks about how Irene was out of breath on the bus, but gets her muddled up with Marlene!

7 - Leony - £100

Banker time

Never did I expect Noel to say 'fart'!

The banker says he's having trouble trying to follow what's going on in this game! He says Franco's comments were so unintelligible that he gets Franco to perform some t'ai chi with Antonette! Noel gets everyone else to join in as well.

Banker's offer:

£9,000

Watching this while sending emails... Every time I turn and look at the screen I'm like "Huh?!"...

Noel asks Beverley, who says it's not time for Antonette to go yet, and the others agree.

Noel asks her the question and she says she'll go on a little more and starts cheering, but Noel has to stop her cheering until she answers the question properly!

Antonette says

NO DEAL

If I wanted to watch t'ai chi, I'd watch this old BBC1 ident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx8EJqkVN2o

So now they're going to ask Beverley every time? I wonder if the Banker will try to get her out at the first offer.

Did Noel just say there are too many low reds?