Wanda's game today.

Noel talks about Marcus's rap in yesterday's game, and how his other-half Jodie was at the studio unexpectedly, which we see a replay of.

How much messing about will there be in this game I wonder...

Wanda? Oh boy, we could be here for the next 500 years.

Wanda has Box 12 today.

The Banker calls straight away, and asks if he can sit this one out! He is refused! He wishes everyone good luck!

Wanda Jones, from Streatham, originally Poland, a taxi driver. She tells the story of how she moved to Britain, and met her ex-husband. Much hilarity ensues with the story of her divorce! The Banker calls, and asks if anyone wants to fill in for him today! He's out of his depth; he doesn't think he can take Wanda on! Wanda has a picture of herself with her old car.

Here we go...

Round 1

Noel wishes everyone good luck, including himself!

Box 5 with Joey - £10

Box 3 with Jen - £75,000

Box 20 with Pete - £20,000

Box 1 with Lyanne - £1

Box 21 with Colin - 1p

Banker time...

That's looking good, says Noel. The Banker doesn't call; Noel thinks he is scared. Wanda wants to meet the Banker, and give him a kiss! The Banker eventually calls, saying the prospect of a kiss has lured him back! He needs three minutes to think about the offer.

Noel calls a break before the offer is revealed...

An offer coming after the break? Last time he did that was in Charlie's game and it was £20k. Surely not that high.

Very much doubt it.

We're back...

Noel says this is one of the most extraordinary days at the studio. He says hello to the (two) newbies, who are twins, and then to an Obama lookalike in the audience! The Banker claims he has a photo of Wanda with Obama, though Wanda knows nothing of this!

Banker's offer:

£11,250

That's a very good opening offer.

17-BOX STATS

Offer: £11,250
Mean: £27,685.62
FD: £9,910.63

Any chance of Noel asking the question this century?

Wanda doesn't know what to do; Noel thinks she should deal! Wanda runs through what that money could do for her, before some more hilarity. She then talks about her second husband, who is no longer with us, and she claims is irreplaceable. The conversation then switches to Noel washing his socks, which she shows us, one blue and one red! Noel then suggests he show his DoND boxer shorts!

Wanda says:

NO DEAL

It's 4:23 and we are still only at 16-box. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY

Why so much groaning about £10,000?

Round 2

Some more hilarity ensues.

Box 11 with Pepe - £100

Some banter about Tahiti ensues. Noel soon has to sit down!

Box 7 with Alan - £10,000

Muted groans for that; Wanda says it's OK.

Box 22 with Mike - £500

Noel calls a break before we hear from the Banker...

Oh come on Noel, a break now?!

Is this going to be the second 14-box deal?

Because they can't see that with a board like that, £10,000 below is fine

14-BOX STATS

Offer: £14,000
Mean: £32,861.11
FD: £12,416.73

If she does, she'll join Josh of the most cautious player of all time...BUT... looks like it will be another third round deal

Enough with the awful Photoshop edits please.

How can you possibly know that? Is there ever a time when you're not spewing complete nonsense?

We're back...

Noel reminds us of the Banker's search for interesting pictures of Wanda. The Banker calls, and shows us a picture of Wanda photoshot in alongside Obama and his family! We see some more photoshot pictures of Wanda at the Royal Wedding, watching Mo Farrah at the Olympics, at the '66 World Cup Final, and on the Moon!

Banker's offer:

£14,000