Muriel's game today.

Noel talks about how Woody's band showed up for his game yesterday; we see a replay of them playing the DoND theme tune.

I can sense there is going to be a lot of messing about in this game somehow.

You forgot to mention that she had 50p yesterday.

Muriel has Box 4 today.

Muriel does a Morecambe and Wise style dance down the Walk of Wealth!

Muriel Robertson, from Keighley. She has a very short memory, so Noel introduces her twice! Her husband is in the audience for support, along with another relative. We see an old photo of her wedding, and a model cat, which was her mother's lucky black cat, which didn't work very well! If it doesn't work well for her, she's binning it, so Noel produces a bin!

Here we go...

The tense music seems to be missing.

Oh come on, stop the messing about already!

Lucy's 50 show record finally mentioned

Will it ever be beaten or come close to? Will anyone ever pass 40 shows for that matter?

Round 1

Noel asks for a round of applause for Dave, who he says deserves sympathy for having to stand next to Wanda!

Box 17 with Dave - £35,000

Noel talks up Marcus breaking Lucy Harrington's record stay, because the local pubs have reported record business since he arrived! The Banker calls, and asks Sammy to confirm she put Marcus to bed last night, as he was too drunk!

Box 3 with Marcus - £5,000

Box 1 with Amy - £100

Box 22 with Rachel - £500

Kerrie gives us a cat pun!

Box 10 with Kerrie - £50

Banker time...

Kerrie, that pun was just terrible.

The Banker claims that Wanda locked her keys and her medication in her car, and had to traipse home to fetch a spare! He thinks Muriel has hidden depths.

Banker's offer:

£10,750

I can't tell if Wanda needs a hearing aid or she just doesn't understand English very well. Probably both

Stats at 17 box

Average: £30,883.33
Fair deal: £11,395.01
Volatility: 0.91
Board total: £525,016.61

Banker's offer:

£10,750

1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10


£250

£750
£1,000
£3,000

£10,000
£15,000
£20,000

£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

Some banter about Muriel's leopard skin shoes, which the Banker has latched on to.

Muriel says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

What's wrong with £11,000 Banker? Why the 750?

Noel, please shut up about the cat!

We're back...

Round 2

Noel makes some more jokes about Muriel's bad memory. He also talks about the 'lucky' cat, which is working at the moment.

Box 7 with Joey - £10,000

Noel points out how the Banker's Power 5 is still intact.

Alan tells a story about him watching a frog and a wasp for two hours!

Box 5 with Alan - 50p

Box 12 with Kristian - £50,000

Banker time...

Stats at 14 box

Average: £33,215.44
Fair deal: £11,333.00
Volatility: 1.16
Board total: £465,016.11

Banker's offer:

£12,500

1p
10p

£1
£5
£10


£250

£750
£1,000
£3,000


£15,000
£20,000


£75,000
£100,000
£250,000

The Banker has received a scandalous note from the hotel, claiming Pepe and Lyanne, who went out clubbing together, arrived back at the hotel later than Marcus and Wanda! He is more worried about Muriel's leopard skin shoes than the 'lucky' cat.

Banker's offer:

£12,500

Seems another cautious player today.

A lot of advice at the second offer...

Stop it with the cat puns!!

ARRGHH!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5rJ4g9EMUk

Noel says Muriel wants a bungalow, as she is fed up of vacuuming the stairs. Her relatives advise her to be brave. Kerrie says it's a good offer, and she should really think about it. Noel is waiting for another cat pun from Kerrie, after the earlier one; she duly produces one! George tries to offer some advise too; he advises another round, as do Dave and Alan, who also produce more cat puns!

Muriel says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

Six minute break?!?! Really? I think we all know what this means...

We're back...

Round 3

Box 11 with Sammy - 10p

Noel mocks Laura's voice again, likening it to Orville! Some banter about him ensues, before Laura produces the latest cat pun!

Box 21 with Laura - £15,000

Box 20 with Phil - £100,000

Banker time...