John's game today.

Cecil B. D'Edmonds welcomes us to the show, and talks about the week so far; we see a quick compilation of the players so far. He says Lyn's game was hard to play, due to the middle money going. He says we've had three huge contrast climaxes, but big money has not been on the table.

John has Box 9 today.

John Kerrigan, from Newton-le-Willows in Merseyside, currently working with mechanics, building transportation trolleys. His wife is in the audience for support, along with his daughter and her boyfriend. Noel says John has given some good advice on the wings.

Here we go...

Before we start, Noel says it is time for John to select a box, whose occupant will then take a seat on a casting couch in the corner. Opening the selected box will result in an instant offer. The player can also predict their contents, and, if right, themselves and John will win a holiday to Venice.

John picks Box 6 with Abbi. Abbi makes her way to the casting couch.

Round 1

Box 3 with Pete - £5

Box 12 with Maggie - £50

John is currently picking numbers that mean nothing to him.

Box 16 with Jenny - £10,000

Box 1 with Muriel - £35,000

Box 19 with Theo - £75,000

Banker time...

That was a shame, says Noel. The Banker is excited about this game. He says John is one of the nicest and most popular people on the show.

Banker's offer:

£500

Stats at 17 box

Average: £26,212.45
Fair deal: £8,224.14
Volatility: 1.28
Board total: £445,611.61

Banker's offer:

£500

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Boos for that!

John says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

£500?!? I was expecting another 0 on that.

That's a shockingly bad offer! The Banker must really hate John.

I'd expect all the offers will be low... even if he has an all blue round.

We're back...

Round 2

Box 7 with Charlie - 50p

Box 11 with Marcus - £1,000

Box 18 with Sammy - £1

Banker time...

Offer should be in five figures now.

That's made us all feel a lot better, says Noel. The Banker talks about Marcus's drinking; he says Marcus and a few others showed up uninvited to the Valentine's party yesterday!

Banker's offer:

£8,500

Yep... As Mark said, terrible offers today.

Stats at 14 box

Average: £31,757.87
Fair deal: £11,607.75
Volatility: 1.28
Board total: £444,610.11

Banker's offer:

£8,500

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£8,500 is crap! Should be at least £11,000.

John goes to Laura for advice; she advises another round, amidst Noel mocking her high voice again!

John says:

NO DEAL

Round 3

Noel mocks John's talking in a posh voice!

Box 4 with Kristian - £20,000

That's a tricky one to read, says Noel.

Box 13 with Margaret - £15,000

Ooh no, says Noel.

John picks George next, but Noel calls a break first...

Urgh... I hate it when Noel mocks peoples' voices and when he goes "open box X after the break!"

We're back...

Final box before the Banker...

Box 14 with George - 10p

Banker time...

That was exactly where we needed to be, says Noel. The Banker says John, unlike Lyn, has taken almost all of the Banker's Power 5, barring the 1p.

Banker's offer:

£14,000