Teresa's game today.

Noel says we're buzzing and glowing after Charlie's game. We see replays of him and Noel playing around with their trousers rolled up. He says it was a Banker spanking!

Had the £250,000 yesterday... before that £50,000

Dealt at £13,500. Next offer £20,000. GET IT RIGHT NOEL!

You know the show's desperate to build up optimism when they sell a TPW from going one too soon as a spanking. Five years ago Noel would have berated him for it (and the 5-box offer would have been £46,000 or something).

Teresa has Box 22 today.

Teresa Routh is from Newcastle, and is a full time mother. Noel says her geography is terrible! She has a photo of her step-daughter with her daughter, and another of her son, who says it's embarrassing that she's on the show! Noel talks about the rap that Teresa did at her audition, which she then performs! Her fiance Mark is in the audience for support.

Here we go...

NO! NOT THE DOUGHNUTS AGAIN!

And breathe...

Round 1

Newbie Jason first, who has run twenty marathons (fourteen of them London marathons)!

Box 18 with newbie Jason - £75,000

Box 7 with Ben - £3,000

Teresa says she doesn't 'feel' boxes, but she's keeping Box 4. Donna has it, so time for some doughnut banter! She also compares all the people on the show to Star Wars characters!

Box 3 with Adamu - £5

Box 21 with Jake - £15,000

Box 9 with Natalie - £100

Banker time...

The Banker says standards are slipping, as Ben's shirts have got worse every show! He says he's always wanted to rap, but he always gets stuck, because he begins his raps with his name! He thinks Teresa is a cold, hard, ruthless player!

Banker's offer:

£11,000

I wish that a statistical player could have the same amount of time in the edit as Donna.

That's an almost dealable opening offer.

Teresa says that's immense, and she didn't expect that. Noel says she can deal if she wants.

Teresa says:

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

(Stay tuned for my first attempt at Advert reviews )

Oh wow, I didn't expect the offer to be as high as that!
Already at 117% of the FD.

I can say thank goodness she didn't pick Chan or we would've been here for the next 700 years!

Advert 1: Confusing ad, which turns out to be about British airways.

Advert 2: O2, with women jumping along a row of sim cards.

Advert 3: Rather sinister looking computers buzzing. Ah, it's a Bond trailer.

Advert 4: The latest variation in the Aldi 'we like these' adverts, with little girls.

Advert 5: Brief one for Sony.

(No, I'm not as good at this as KP or cfd )

We're back...

Round 2

Noel says the Banker knows Teresa is determined.

Pat next, and some more banter about the Preston witches, which eventually results in more laughter!

Box 11 with Pat - £1,000

Box 17 with Mathew - £500

Teresa wonders where the penny is.

Box 1 with Russ - 1p

Banker time...

Blue, £1k, 1p. That's near enough an all-blue.

Dealable second offer?

Noel is very impressed that Russ took his hat off for the kiss. The Banker agrees.

Banker's offer:

£15,000

No, it's not gone up that much for the round. Can't have her deal at 14-box can we?

Rubbish... I'd offer £18,000 seeing as the 1p went.

Noel talks about what Teresa wants to do for her wedding. She talks about her caravan holidays when she was young.

Teresa says:

NO DEAL

FD: £12,971.64
Still a good offer though a £4k increase is a bit disappointing.

BTW, Russ reminds me of Slash from Guns 'N' Roses.