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ADMIN EDIT: Today's commentary was provided after the show - click HERE to jump to the commentary.

Yeah, I was asked to take cover for today's game in case no one else was free, but I got asked for something busy. So it's kinda my fault for not giving out a warning that I wouldn't be able to do it.

I suppose someone could do one since it's on channel 4 +1

Yeah, let's try covering it now. Although we've missed the start of it.

Oh it was a great game today. Anyway, enjoy it on +1.

I'm watching my recording of the show so can provide a commentary now.

Helen's game today.

Noel talks about how the banker can see everything, and he was able to read Darren very well yesterday.

Helen has box 17.

Helen is a dairy farmer from Cornwall and she talks about how farming has been in her family for many years. She has a soft-toy cow with her called Hilda, and she talks about running which she is passionate about. Helen shows a pic of one of her cows called Margie, who is 18! Noel asks her if she'll be affected by previous games and she says every game is different. Noel says the team discussed Helen's game and they're not sure how she'll play.

Here we go...

Round 1

Helen says she's choosing these based on the names of her cows!

1 - Pauline - £5

7 - Damien - £750

10 - Jean - 10p

Emma reveals she has a phobia of milk!

6 - Jodi - £100,000

3 - Dawn - £15,000

Banker time

The banker says he's been looking forward to this because everyone disagrees over what type of player Helen will be. He says if you cross a cow, sheep and a goat you get the Milky Baaahhhh Kid!

Banker's offer:

£9,000

Helen says

NO DEAL


Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

21 - Dot - 1p

22 - Tash - £5,000

12 - Dave - £500

Banker time

The banker tells more cow jokes, and he promises to stop the cow jokes if Helen deals now!

Banker's offer:

£12,000


Helen says

NO DEAL

Round 3

14 - Mike - £250

2 - Katie - 50p

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel talks about Helen's ambitions, including sending her parents to Holland!

4 - Fred - £10

Banker time

What was the offer for round 2?

The banker says that round was really something.

Banker's offer:

£17,500

£12,000

Oops - it was £12,000; I've edited it in now.

Helen says she's seen good boards go wrong. Patrick says Helen's seen plenty of games and it's been a while since we've seen a board this strong. Agnes says Helen still has the £250k.

Helen says

NO DEAL