Bekki's game today.

Noel says DoND is always honest and shows everything that happens, and he has a confession to make. He says that there's no intro to this show as the man who writes them is stuck on a train!

Had the £50,000 yesterday.

Bekki has box 9.

Bekki is a full-time mum and she says she has 5 children, all aged 7 and under. Bekki shows a photo of her children.

Here we go...

Round 1

Noel says Brian is still ill today. Bekki says she's really grateful to be on the show.

12 - Robbie - £35,000

17 - Jackie - £100

Bekki says she's scared of box 22 and is leaving it for now.

16 - Greg - £50

The banker rings and has a go at Greg, because he threw the box seal into the box like it was a rubbish bin, so he throws Greg out! Noel notices Wendy is acting strangely and she says there's a gnat flying about, and Noel says it's attracted to her "Eau de Turd" perfume.

13 - Helen - £100,000

20 - Gabbie - £10

Banker time

Bekki says

NO DEAL

The banker rings and says Greg can return to the game, but there's a condition, and we'll find out after the break...

Man, do we need an OPW...

But that's not the best opening round - three blues, but also two of the Power 5.

And I bet that if you tried to explain to the producers that throwing people out is boring now, they'd probably respond with something along the lines of "If you don't like it, then get the *beep* out!"

And is it just me, or are there fewer intros these days in which Noel talks about the previous day's game?

Right, I just want to get this off my chest now (WARNING: Shouting ahead!):

QUIT THROWING OUT PEOPLE AND RINGING CONSTANTLY!!

And breathe... I mean, it's been done about 100+ times now. It gets less and less funny each time someone is thrown out.

We're back

Round 2

Noel talks about how Greg is outside, and he calls him by his middle name Farrell, which he hates being called! The banker's condition is that Greg can return if he collects everyone's box seals in a bin when they open their boxes. Noel gets Greg back in, and he agrees to the condition.

1 - Brian - £10,000

5 - Candice - 1p

18 - Lily - £1

Banker time

The banker says he'd like the £250k to be won, so Greg would have to clear up all the confetti.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Bekki says that's a lot of money, and she says one of her dreams is to go to Disneyland

Bekki says

NO DEAL

Blimey - she took long enough to say "No deal" there...

Well, there won't be any confetti now...

Round 3

6 - Carland - 50p

14 - Cynthia - £250,000

Noel calls a break...

As I said, if you tried to explain to the producers why throwing out people isn't so funny now, they probably wouldn't be happy with you at all.

They'd probably say, "It's OUR show, and we can do what we like, when we like and how we like! And if you don't like it, then don't f***ing watch, OK?!?"

At least, that's the impression I get...

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel says Greg has missed some and gets him to tidy up, and he asks the audience if they have any rubbish!

10 - Marios - £3,000

Banker time

Bekki says that's still a very good offer. Cynthia says there's still lots of money left on the board.

Bekki says

NO DEAL

She really does look like the sort of contestant who would deal at the first decent offer, doesn't she?