The main problem here, Phil, is that my namesake bitches at every opportunity he gets. Someone undersells their box, and he feels the need to complain about it with a string of OH DEARs. Seriously, it's [expletive deleted]ing annoying, and he doesn't seem to realize that he's become as big of a punchline as I have. If you don't like the result(s) of every game, then STFU and GTFO. Plain and simple.

If I were running the show around here - and boy, would that ever be a surreal experience - my non-Mad namesake would have been given the same treatment as numerous other "famous" - and I use that term lightly - people who have been forced out over the years (you all know who they are). The fact that he's been kept around for so long is mind-boggling. The fact that I'm still here is just as mind-boggling, if not more.

Like I said, 75 Gs is a metric assload of money (I'm Canadian; we use the metric system). Who cares if the player missed out on an extra 25K? A lot can be done with what she did win, so hats off to her.

...Wait, why am I here again?