Woody's game today.

Noel says he wants players to realise that it won't always go right for them, and he thinks Sheila yesterday got carried away in the euphoria of good games recently, and she ended up winning £1.

Woody has box 21.

Woody is from Battersea, and works at the dogs' home there. He explains how he used to work at Harrods, and ended up working at the dogs' home and now has 4 dogs of his own from the home. We get to see a photo of Woody with his twin brother, and a photo of his mum and dad. He says they'll hate that photo being shown, so Noel gets the cameraman to do a close-up of the pic. Woody has his sister in the audience today.

Here we go...

Round 1

Noel tells Woody to ensure he leaves with money and not regrets.

5 - Jess - £10

9 - Nick - £5

Neville now, and Noel gets him to reveal his bright white shoes!

16 - Neville - £250

18 - Nicki - £35,000

8 - Aaron - £500

Banker time

The banker gets Neville to wear a white glove, and he says he now looks ready to play a round of golf.

Banker's offer:

£10,004

Woody says that's a fantastic offer.

Woody says

NO DEAL

Noel calls a break...

We're back

Round 2

Noel says when the banker finds out what Woody wants the money for, he won't be happy.

15 - Bill - £15,000

13 - Petra - 50p

10 - Geoff - £100

Banker time

Noel reveals that Woody wants money to do up his bathroom and kitchen! He then talks about his plans for their bathroom and kitchen, and Noel asks who's bored now. The banker says it's the first time that he's had to worry about buying someone a bog and an oven!

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Noel asks how Woody would do the floor, and the banker rings and says the audience should feel free to boo and hiss very loudly!

Woody says

NO DEAL

Round 3

Noel gets an extra chair for him to sit on next to Woody, and he starts talking about kitchen fittings again, and the audience boo!

19 - Sam - £10,000

Parvinder now, and Noel talks to her about her kitchen!

12 - Parvinder - £5,000

Noel calls a break...

Noel pops up doing an advert for the Channel 4 DoND website and the banker's Twitter!

SHUT UP ABOUT KITCHENS FOR GOODNESS SAKE!!

There, got that out of my system. I wouldn't be booing or hissing, I'd be shouting "GET ON WITH IT!"

We're back

Last box before the Banker

Noel's still talking about kitchens and the audience keep BOOing!

7 - Tony - £100,000

Banker time

The banker says he's waited years for a set of pilgrims as good as this!

Banker's offer:

£13,000

Woody says

NO DEAL

Round 4

14 - Kath - £1

17 - Angela - 1p

Bill says that wasn't a proper 1p kiss, and Noel gets them to do it again!

6 - Katie - £250,000

Banker time

Noel talks about how the 1p and £250k have come out one after the other for 4 games in a row! The banker says the game still surprises him after 6 years.

Banker's offer:

£13,000

Woody says he wasn't expecting that offer at all. John talks about the size of fridge that Woody could get with that! Tony says the banker's not stupid, and he says he's stuck at £13k as a warning sign. Woody talks about the health problems that his parents have had recently, and he'd like to treat them. Woody's sister tells him to go with his instinct, and Woody asks the audience who mainly say they'd no deal.

Woody says

DEAL

I feel that's a big mistake.

Was very worth another round.

£13k on an imperfect £75k board at 8-box? I can't believe people in the audience would No Deal that!