Yvonne's game today.

Noel presumably paid the psychiatrist a visit since the last show as he doesn't appear to be completely insane in the intro. Noel says George played a good game by showing he needed the money but still turned it down. But luck trumps everything says Noel. That wasn't needed - he'd have had £100,000 anyway! Luck will trump...

Yvonne's nickname is "Spidey" because she looks like a spider monkey. She's a chef at a nursery. Some boring stuff about kids eating habits and onto the photos. The first is of her son whilst young who is in the audience - quite embarrassing. His girlfriend is also here along with Lee who I assume is her husband. The kids in the nursery have also sent her a good luck card.

Yvonne had breast cancer at the age of 22. It came back when she was older and she had to spend her first christmas with her partner in hospital. She's now in the clear.

Yvonne has box number 6. She tells Noel he looks "really scrummy". I think my initial instinct is correct. She seems quite crazy!

Let's go...

Round 1

Yvonne gets her family to pick boxes 18 and 22 to leave until the end.

22 - Irene - Oh wait a minute (it's going to be one of those games I feel)

4 - Iain - £1,000

3 - Zoileka - £10

1 - G - £75,000

Yvonne is shocked at that's what she was going to win!

11 - Anthony - £250,000

"You're rubbish" says Yvonne.

7 - Olga - £50,000

Silence in the dream factory. Banker time...

The banker is feeling on form. The banker tells Lee off for telling Yvonne she looks like a spider monkey. We are treated to a photo of one! The banker agrees she's small but strong but the board is on his side.

Banker's offer:

£1,150

Yvonne wants to know when she can have her tea. Noel says she has to have the question first before the break.

NO DEAL

And onto the break.

Afternoon cfd. Thats a terrible opening round even for the most optimistic fanboy out there. With the small chance that she retains 100k to the final two, she'll be (and the banker) playing that the highest offer she'll get in the game is in the teens. Shaping up to be a very cruel playout to 8 box if we she loses any more amounts north of 10k.

Ouch! £376,010 in just the first round!

Round 2

Noel promises a revelation about Lee that Yvonne does not know.

Noel and Yvonne agree that she's rubbish at this game.

She adds box 8 to an ever increasing list of boxes she's leaving.

2 - Matt - £15,000

9 - Daryll - 10p

14 - Andrea, oops, she means Annette - £5,000

Banker time...

The revelation first. Yvonne doesn't know what her husband does for a living! Noel asks: "He renews people's gas supplies". Yvonne says when she asks he's still talking 10 minutes later and she loses interest.

The banker says he feels a bit more sympathy for Lee now.

Banker's offer:

£2,300

Taken from the Dondictionary which seems very apt today: Red Mist – Not a perfume launched by The Banker [although, now someone’s mentioned it…], but the terrible fog that descends upon a player, obscuring all else available to them on the board except that one high red number. Under the influence of the Red Mist they go for it, risking all and often losing it too.

Round 3

Noel reiterates the boxes she can't pick and she appears confused. She has letters after her name apparantly. Noel suggests "TWIT".

Noel gets Adam to pick one...

10 - Sam - £10,000

5 - Tony - £100

They're now speaking gibberish to each other and I'm starting to lose the plot a bit lol.

Noel says he's taking a massive risk but let's Yvonne do the break link. Why should we come back? Lots of laughing and she squeals she's no idea why.

Back in 5.

haha. there's a feature on DOND fruit machines called "red mist". I always wondered where it came from

To be fair i'm not so sure she's focusing on anything atm. This game is on auto-pilot for anyone

And the last box of round 3...

Noel says millions of people are saying "you've got to watch this game. she hasn't got a clue!"

She spouts some stuff about where the blues are and Noel feels the need to sit on the floor.

16 - Poppy - Noel tries talking to her and gets ignored! - £5

Banker time...

Noel is comfy on the floor so gets Yvonne to get the phone. Yvonne picked the phone up and wiped it on her dress. Noel is unimpressed. The banker says there's now some money in the game and she might take it, even if she doesn't realise she'd be doing it.

Banker's offer:

£3,500

LOL I think Noel is on auto-pilot too! perhaps this show was shot last thing on a Friday This is going all the way to the end....

Yvonne never realised people asked Noel to ask them to ask the question. Noel says there are times he's thought "get on with it". "If you feel the need to think aobut £3,500 it's not for me to rush you". Cue question.

NO DEAL

Round 4

Charlie says he had a big red yesterday so is due a low blue.

20 - Charlie - £100,000 obviously after that speech

19 - Stacey - £50

She says if she has £35,000 in her box it'll all be good in the end. More stuff about keeping happy but I can't keep up with it lol. The audience are clapping though.

The banker rings and says in the six years he's been here and is almost on the verge of offering her money to get on with it and open a box.

Noel is getting stressed again...

17 - Leroy - £35,000

Banker time.

There's still smile money there says Noel. More mumbling and she eventually asks for the question.

NO DEAL