Thanks to kestral (and also Big-Davey for 1 show!) for covering the commentaries while I've been away.

Cheryl's game today.

Noel says we need to pick ourselves up after Laurence's game on Friday, and he says Laurence was the unluckiest male player in the history of the show and became the next 1p winner. Noel runs through some of the east wing's talents...

Cheryl has box 4.

Cheryl is a store manager from Sheffield, and she explains how she was made manager of the store after just 2 weeks of working there! We get to see a pic of her with her sister and friend who is like an adopted sister, who is in the audience today. Cheryl says she occasionally visits psychics, and she has a poem with her about angels being with her.

Here we go....

After that game, this game is going to be extra cautious, I wouldn't be surprised if an 11-box deal happened

Round 1

Cheryl says she plans everything in her job, but she has no system today....

3 - Kelly - £100

9 - Dai - £250

5 - Ovie - £250,000

20 - Rose - £5,000

17 - Cedelle - £1,000

Banker time

The banker says he's been looking forward to meeting Cheryl as she's full of mischief. He says he's looking for the first ever 2 consecutive 1p winners!

Banker's offer:

£900

Cheryl says

NO DEAL

Round 2

21 - Yvonne - £100,000

"OH NOOO" shouts Noel! Cheryl says there's still lots there.

6 - Mini - £15,000

Noel gets Cheryl to call a break...

Oh god, not bloomin' angels......this is going just as bad as the football!!

Luck is not on England's side is it?

I'm talking about the the show's luck, btw

We're back

Last box before the Banker

15 - Emma - £20,000

Banker time

Noel says Cheryl has an ambition to buy a shabby, rundown wreck! The banker says that was 6 reds in a row.

Banker's offer:

£901

Welcome back david, I've been enjoying doing the How Long has each contestant been on thingy

Cheryl says

NO DEAL

Round 3

1 - Darren - £50,000

12 - Paul - £35,000

"Oh no" says Noel.

Noel says this could equal the worst run of reds ever, held by Tracey.

2 - Harry - £750

Banker time

The banker says he thinks £75,000 will go in the next 3 boxes.

Banker's offer:

£750

Cheryl says

NO DEAL

Round 4

10 - Dennis - £3,000

Noel says this is an echo from Friday as Cheryl only has 2 reds left.

7 - Hayley - £500

Noel says it's difficult to talk this game up, and he calls a break.

It's almost like the inverse Brenda! All of the bottom 7 at 9-box... has that ever happened before?

This feels unbelievably bad, but while the £75k remains, there's still hope, this is Keran's board with the £10k there instead of the £5k. That unbroken block of blues doesn't look too healthy - but at least if it is a trainwreck, it'll most likely be in style!

Oh god...this is getting worse