David's game today.

Thanks to Big-Davey for covering the commentary yesterday

Noel wishes the wings good luck at the start of a new week. He starts sniffing around and sprays the studio as there is a smell of fear in the Dream Factory and the contestants have been affected by it after a few low wins. Noel tells everyone to forget the low wins and play their own game.

Had the £75k yesterday and game before, £20k. Hopefully a mega banker spanking today.

I echo that, seeing as I was supposed to do it yesterday, and it was my fault that kestral couldn't do it.

(Check out the Pat M fan club soon. Kes needn't worry as his face won't be seen. )

New week and thank you Noel for getting that point across!

The end of Season 5 is almost upon us, the last thing we want is another "Scary Summer" as KP described it

David has box 4 today.

David is from the of Isle of Wight and confesses to be a very emotional person. He has his brother and wife in the audience for support today. David runs a water ferry business. We get to see a family photo, also a picture of his water taxis and another of his chickens.

Noel asks David if he is an OHO, and David confirms he is and will make the most of his game.

Here we go...

Oh God, that's the best typo ever.

(Pun intended for those who get it. )

Box 4 on the table and a player who's agreeing with Noel's gambling-friendly rhetoric? Might be an interesting ending here. See you in 30.

Round 1

10 - £500 Rosie

18 - 1p Debs

21 - £10 Clive

This is really good says Noel

15 - £50 Wendy

Newbie Ralph from Croyden next, and he says he lives right under the flyover which amuses Noel.

9 - £5,000 Newbie Ralph

Banker time

Almost an all blue opening round, but still a good start to the game

When was the last time we had an all blue opening round?

That was close to an all-blue round says Noel. The Banker says he will be honest with David and there are certain contestants that make his wallet itch!

Banker's offer:

£12,500

David says

NO DEAL

Round 2

Alan and Harry get confused over who is opening the next box!

14 - 50p Harry

Noel says this is one of the best starts this season

13 - £5 Gem

Fantastic says Noel, and then he calls a break...

Wow! This is looking great, an all blue round would make it fantastic

We're back
Last box before the Banker

19 - £750 Lee

Banker time

YES! We could be onto one of the most powerful games of Season 5

Welcome to your nightmare Noel says the Banker, and the Banker thinks he ate too much cheese last night before bed.

Banker's offer:

£20,000

David says that is fantastic and he is living in a dream at the moment. Noel reveals that David would like to own a pot-bellied pig.

David says

NO DEAL

Round 3

The Banker calls back and says he knows he won't get David cheap, but he is going to get him!

8 - £35,000 Chloe

11 - £75,000 Paul

Ohh hang on, I don't want this happening says Noel.

1 - £1,000 Ahmed

Banker time

And once again, sod's law denies us of the most powerful board for a long time

It had to happen at some point says David.

Banker's offer:

£17,500

That is very good money says David. Lee says that David's wife told them to keep David grounded today.

David says

NO DEAL