Eileen's game today.

Noel says there's an interesting atmosphere at the moment because the banker was unable to stop Jerry yesterday, and the banker is now angry and frustrated! Noel runs through a few brave stories of the contestants...

But Jerry didn't beat the Banker, though

But nevertheless, please Eileen, make this a Banker Spanking

Eileen has box 1.

Eileen is a retired hairdresser, bus conductress and cleaner from Gloucestershire! She introduces us to the 4 family members she has in the audience. She shows a picture of her late husband and says 1 is his birthday, and she has box 1. Noel says Eileen is looking good for 84 but isn't looking for a boyfriend!

Here we go...

Well she did have box 1 yesterday and it had £5. Hope it's got a big red today.

2 - Heather - £5

4 - Shaun - £1,000

7 - Shirley - £35,000

12 - Zoe - £50

3 - Vic - 1p

Banker time

An okay start

Very nice start! 3 low blues and only the 35k going! Nice start.

Vic comes to the table to give Eileen a big kiss! The banker says it was like watching Alan Whicker get lucky He says he has his mind set on Eileen, even though she's not looking for a man... he speaks to Eileen and they discuss a bunch of flowers and a holiday!

Eileen then spots that she's cut her hand so Noel gets out the tissues, and a couple of crew members give her a plaster! Noel says she's plastered now Banker phones again and says Eileen is a bloody player

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Noel spots her walking stick, and Eileen explains that it's a symbol of her late husband and takes it with her wherever she goes...

Eileen says NO DEAL

22 - Shell - £250

5 - Donna - £15,000

Noel calls a break

Just looked a few posts back, I sure pray and hope that Box 1 will do Eileen and her late husband, justice!

'The Banker is frustrated' after a blue win? Crumbs, they're getting ever more clever in their cover-ups for 'we want Wakeyism', but it won't fool me!

Anyway, blood injury aside, a good start here. Come on Eileen! </obvious>

Eileen says she doesn't remember many names, but she remembers Don's. Noel then points out that it's Rod, not Don! Noel gets a pen out of the pound table and changes Rod's name badge so that it reads Don

8 - Rod (Don!) - 10p

Banker time

Everyone does a stretch for Eileen... and she asks if the banker's phoning to make an offer or have a chat! The banker tells "Don" to keep his hands off Eileen

Banker's offer:

£15,000

Oh dear, funny moment...

Eileen goes for box 6 with Francis, but Noel blows a whistle as he hasn't asked the question! Noel says she hasn't thought about the offer and hasn't asked for the question! Eileen says NO DEAL before Noel asks the question!

Eileen officially says NO DEAL!

Looking like a funny-and-money game at this stage.

Pretty impressive second offer too - we could have a dealable 11-box offer at this rate.

6 - Francis - £50,000

20 - Michael - £250,000

Oh well, never mind! says Eileen... Noel says this is a horrible round...

16 - Diane - £100,000

Noel says this is unreal...

Banker time

OK, you're not going to get a dealable offer after a £400,000 round.

The banker says he's having a trip of a lifetime with that round!

Banker's offer:

£950