Michael's game today.

Noel says he's looked in the files and has spotted some trends in the wings, and finds a motorcycling link between Deborah and Gail.

Last two games £5. Hopefully a good game today.

We're due for a Banker Spanking today, hopefully to start off the final month of Season 4

Michael has box 20.

Michael is from Sheffield and works in a company which removes asbestos from buildings. He tells a story of how he visited a hypnotist when he was on holiday and ended up on stage undressed His wife Delia is in the audience. He shows some family pics.

Here we go...

Noel says the independent adjudicator doesn't necessarily look at the values as she's putting them in so even she doesn't know how the game will pan out.

21 - Olivia - 10p

9 - Hardav - £1

16 - Pat - £50,000

Noel says Pat is a disaster!

Dot now, and she says she likes the free brandies

5 - Dot - 50p

4 - Gail - £500

Banker time

Apart from the £50k, really good start

Funny beatbox, there!

The banker says it's amazing that Gail is over 50, and he says Dot is brilliant too, and therefore young people are rubbish, which gets BOOs from the audience He says Calum irritates him particularly and Noel asks Calum if he does beatboxing, which he does, so he does a quick demonstration...

Banker's offer:

£11,000

Callum always looks like he's about to cry whenever Noel speaks to him.

Michael says NO DEAL

Only hit one red, a very very strong board

13 - Matt - £250

Noel thinks Michael doesn't know what red is, and comments on the similarity to Rachel's game

1 - Michelle - £750

Michael calls the break and says he'll give the banker a proper spanking

That's what I like to hear, a proper Banker Spanking is what we've been waiting, for so long!

Well from experience he probably was - I certainly felt like crying whenever Noel spoke to me

Eh? There was one not that long ago wasn't there?!

We're back

17 - Calum - £5,000

Calum slipped as he lifted the box and we saw a flash of red Noel gets Calum to practise opening and shutting the lid

Banker time

Whoops, back to box opening school for Calum

The banker says that was "SOOOOO" humiliating for Calum as he can beat the box but can't open it Banker says he's found out that Michael may donate some of his winnings which he doesn't like the sound of!

Banker's offer:

£17,000

Michael says if he won £250k, he'd give half of it to charity. Noel says that's really upset the banker!

Michael says NO DEAL

12 - newbie Steph - £35,000

18 - Deborah - £250,000

6 - Pauline - £100,000

What a round, says Noel...

Banker time