Derrick's game today.

Hope people who don't like spoilers didn't tune in too early then!

Noel welcomes everyone to the Dream Factory where the tension is building to the 1000th show, and says it is a great time for anyone to play now as they play infront of ex-contestants and also have the chance for more money on the gameboard

He had £50k yesterday. Hope today's game is better than yesterday.

And he finally plays, he's had lots of huge reds in the past, so it looks like he'll have a blue in his box

Derrick has box 12 today. Derrick is from Norfolk and is semi-retired, and retired from a brewery, and now works part-time at Sandringham estate... Derrick has been married for 60 years although his wife has been ill recently Derrick has his son Phillip in the audience for support today.

Derrick has brought along some gifts and has a waistcoat for Noel and some rock for the Banker as he wants to sweeten him up Derrick shows his 60th wedding anniversary card he received from the Queen...

Derrick has had a bit of a cold recently, but Noel tells him not to worry as he has the tissues on standby..

Derrick has a bit of a system but Noel has to try and work it out...

The £1,000 has been replaced by £30,000 today

Here we go...

Disappointed that it's not £26,000 but £30,000 is great!

Round 1

7 - £1 Joe

4 - £10 Jean

5 - £100 Ollie

Noel asks Derrick what his system is, but Derrick tells him to work it out!!

8 - £50,000 Trudi

3 - £15,000 Tony

Banker time

That was a bit of an okay start

You know, for a while, I thought Derrick was a magician because of the vests and bow ties he always has on. I've actually seen some magicians dress like that.

I hope Derrick gets some good money out of this game.

Normally that would be an iffy start, but today its not too bad with the £30,000 extra on the board says Noel... The Banker can't talk at the moment as he has a mouthfull of rock The Banker says that they have never played for £30,000 before...

Banker's offer:

£9,200

You could buy a lot of waistcoats with that says Derrick...

Derrick says

NO DEAL

Ouch for the £75k

Round 2

10 - 50p Chris

1 - £75,000 Anna

There was no need for that says Derrick

Noel calls a little break, but asks us a question to think about during the break... Has the £250,000 come to the table more than the 1p?

I've spotted H in the audience today, so I wonder if Noel will ask him if he knows the answer to that question

I think the 250k has come more, but I'm not too sure.

We're back
Davina McCall on the Big Brother set congratulates Noel and everyone for reaching 1000 shows

Noel says they have been looking through the stats and the £250,000 has come to the table 40times, and the 1p has come to the table 44 times.

Last box before the Banker

20 - £5 Thel


Banker time

What a statement from Davina, that doesn't happen often!

That is looking really good says Noel, and he then waffles on some more and Derrick interrupts him and tells him the phone is ringing The Banker liked that as Derrick knows who is more important in the show

Banker's offer:

£11,500

Yep and only 2 people have won it, which is bit disappointing

That is a very good offer and if the £30,000 wasn't there you would think about it says Derrick

Derrick says

NO DEAL

OMG!

HE KISSED HIM!!!