Joyce's game today.

Noel talks about the buzzy atmosphere in the studio and wonders what sort of reaction today's contestant will have when they are chosen, he thinks Peter will break out into opera...

Interesting... I was expecting Tony today.

Had £75,000 yesterday, chances are she'll have a blue in her box

Hope this is a game that goes well, and yes I was hoping it was Tony today as well, as Joyce last two games, one of the power five.

Let's hope it comes in 3's. 3 games in a row.

Well the fun start with Joyce not recognising her own daughter in her photo was quickly balanced by the crying over her brother. Putting that aside, she seems a little crazy overall after the comments about bungee jumping and the stuff with the photo!

Joyce has box 13 today. Noel gets an "Ohhh" from the pilgrims when she kisses him, and Noel turns around and says that they go back a long way Joyce is a retired matron, and tells Noel that she would love to do a bungee jump from Blackpool tower!! Although she is worried what would happen when she lands, and Noel tells her that he hopes she doesn't land as she should just go Boing Boing

Joyce shows us a photo and then says she looks like she has a funny nose in it, and then realises that it's not her and it's actually her daughter in the photo

Noel asks Joyce if she has a financial target, and she replies that she would like to help out her family but doesn't really have a set figure...

Here we go...

I wasn't basing my hopes / predictions on what the players had in their box in previous games, as it's all ra... I don't need to say it do I...

Not one of the best starts so far

Round 1

4 - £15,000 Gaynor

15 - 10p Garaint

Whitey next, and Noel asks him what went on at the hotel last night, and he says he wasn't invited as he doesn't wear pyjamas

8 - £50,000 Whitey

5 - £250 Pammy

20 - £20,000 Mathew


Banker time

So, sitting in the second row of the audience gives you more time on screen than sitting right at the front...

The Banker is intrigued by the pyjama party last night, and Noel wants to know who hosted it, and Karina holds up her hand. The Banker then asks if there are any photos, and Karina says a funny man who they don't know took loads of photos Noel asks the Banker what he was doing last night and he replies a little bit of amateur photography

The Banker loved the bit at the start where Joyce accidently said that her daughter has a large nose!!

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Oh dear... dodgy joke about "Alter-ing-them" due to where Joyce lives (Altrincham).


Stats after Round 1
Offer: £5,000
Mean: £28,259.79
Offer (%): 17.69%
Fair Deal: £8,950.28
Cash left on board: £480,416.51
Volatility: 1.08
Board balance: -6

Board
1p

50p
£1
£5
£10
£50
£100

£500
£750
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000


£35,000

£75,000
£100,000
£250,000
Guide to Stats

Funny opening offer

Joyce says

NO DEAL

Next round

14 - £5,000 Andrea

3 - 50p Lee


Noel asks Joyce if its true what she will spend any extra money on that she wins today, and she replies yes I need a facelift! Noel then says that he didn't know that and thought she was using it on something else...

Noel calls a break...

Nice to see we have a friend currently online... "ES".

They've gone now.

This configuration has early deal written all over it if Joyce is a safe player.

We're back
Last box before the Banker

9 - £1,000 Karina

Banker time

Hmm, an okay round

The Banker tells Joyce not to do it, and Noel asks if that is the bungee jump or the facelift, and the Banker replies the facelift as she doesn't need it.

Banker's offer:

£7,500