Julie's game today.

Noel says 10 players have brought blues to the table in a row. Fast intro today!

Julie has box 12.

Noel says she has a dishcloth round her neck. She is a part time hypnotherapist, helping people with weight problems, smoking and alcohol problems, and Noel laughs at her because she is rather plump, smokes and likes a drink as well! Noel says she should set an example to her clients She shows passport pics of her daughter and son!! She also shows some old pics of her grandmother and aunt...

Here we go.

5 - Chelsea - £50

9 - Judy - £100,000

Noel says Judy's wrecked another game and then swfitly says he's only joking!

13 - Karina - £50,000

6 - Charlie - £750

4 - Joyce - £1,000

Banker time

Banker says he's been looking forward to Julie's game, and knows what Julie gets up to at the hotel, whipping everyone up... he wanted to offer £11,500 but he can't as Judy removed £100k!

Banker's offer:

£1,500

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10

£100
£250
£500


£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£35,000

£75,000

£250,000

Offer: £1,500
Mean: £24,345.09
Offer (%) 6.16%
Fair Deal: £7,848.05
Offer (% Fair Deal) 19.11%

Julie NO DEALS

3 - newbie Chris - £20,000

No reference to how he's the newbie though!

17 - Pauline - £10,000

Pauline says she's smoked and drunk more than ever since meeting Julie and now wants to put on weight

Noel points out Julie's money ladder and calls a break by getting Julie to do what she does at the start of a hypnotherapy session, and Noel collapses on the floor

Reason number 58 why Deal or No Deal UK is so unique.

We're back

Noel's not dead!! He says he just went to Planet Zog...

She goes for Tony who says his box is really hot... but Julie's sticking with him!

8 - Tony - £35,000

Banker time

Julie chooses Doug before realising it's banker time...

Banker's offer:

£3,000

Board
1p
10p
50p
£1
£5
£10

£100
£250
£500


£3,000
£5,000

£15,000



£75,000

£250,000

Offer: £3,000
Mean: £24,919.04
Offer (%) 12.04%
Fair Deal: £5,923.64
Offer (% Fair Deal) 50.64%

Julie says NO DEAL

So we're at show 850 tomorrow and they still can't count to three.

20 - Doug - 1p

15 - Whitey - £1

2 - Peter - 50p

Banker time

Board

10p


£5
£10

£100
£250
£500


£3,000
£5,000

£15,000



£75,000

£250,000

Offer: £9,000
Mean: £31,715.01
Offer (%) 28.38%
Fair Deal: £9,563.16
Offer (% Fair Deal) 94.11%

Julie NO DEALS

Planet Zog? I guess he got a ticket back from the Planet Wakasic.

It might take someone from the latter to go all the way on this board if the offers are generous enough...

Julie shouts "COME ON!" and hypes everybody up

10 - Ada - £15,000

Banker phones and says it's going wrong. Noel tells Julie to keep the energy up. Julie speaks to the banker and she says he has a nice voice, and warns him that the final 2 will be £3k vs £250k, and Laura won £250k from that scenario! Julie tells the banker to shut up!!! She says she knows that this will be the game!!

21 - Lee - £3,000

Banker phones again and says "So much for your script, big mouth, I suggest people come back after this break to see the humiliation and downfall of Julie" That gets big boos and hisses and Julie says she's going to show the banker and does a big "COME ON"

I'm sorry but i find this woman really irritating, if she somehow does win £250,000 i really am switching off from this programme