Nev's game today.

A very revved up Noel runs through some of the traditions they've had over the years, including Mally's Law, but they've now buried those. However he says how in the last 6 games, the £250k has been on the table 3 times, and he thinks we could be in a cycle now and today's player will win big if they have the nerve.

Nev has box 3.

The theme to the Great Escape plays when Nev takes the walk of wealth

He is a captain in the army, and he speaks about how he got involved with the army when he was a teenager. Noel comments on Nev's weird sense of humour... His wife Angie is in the audience, and she confirms that Nev is odd! She says she's with him as they met when they were young, and she didn't know better.

Nev has a box which has "M.O.D. USE ONLY NOT FOR RESALE" on it, and it has army food in it in dried powder form for a meal out for one! He wants to give that box to the banker so he can have a meal out...

He says he has a strategy which he's keeping quiet for now.

Here we go.

Julie is missing today as she has a problem with her teeth. Arann will open her box.

2 - Nick - 10p

10 - Mark - £250

6 - Bill - £250,000

An army style exploding bomb sound effect accompanies the exploding £250k graphic!

21 - Malc - £35,000

9 - Pete - £100,000

Banker time

I've just got here and it's already a shocking start!

Noel says Bill and Pete are working in cahoots now! The banker points out how people have squandered the £250k 3 times this week for modest sums and he thinks he's an evil genius for getting people to squander the £250k. The banker is trying out the soup but he's got it cold as he doesn't have any hot water and has no water at all so he's improvised

Banker's offer:

£2,000

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£50,000
£75,000

Offer: £2,000
Mean: £10,612.74
Offer (%) 18.85%
Fair Deal: £4,129.90
Offer (% Fair Deal) 48.43%

Nev says NO DEAL

13 - Doug - £100

Noel asks about his system and he says he's doing left, right, left, right!

19 - Claude - £50,000

14 - Dave - Noel calls for a lull in the battle.

Chu-Chu!
In a mile, there is a derailment.

We're back and Noel asks for our ATTENTION!!! for the next round

Nev comes out with some more army based references...

14 - Dave- £3,000

Banker time

Banker says he's working his way through the army dinner.

Banker's offer:

£4,000

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Offer: £4,000
Mean: £9,094.04
Offer (%) 43.98%
Fair Deal: £3,298.98
Offer (% Fair Deal) 121.25%

Noel says that is a good offer...

Nev NO DEALS

Nev asks when we last had a quick round and Noel says February...

Nev calls it a rapid fire round

20 - Arann - 50p

5 - Whitey - £1,000

16 - Jas - 1p

Banker time

Note that according to alex xxx (wife of contestant Claude) who posts on here, Whitey was actually Matthew yesterday and has a new name badge due to another Matthew joining soon!

Noel gets Nev to give Jas a 1p kiss

The banker noticed how Nev blew his wife Angie a kiss after giving Jas a kiss The banker says he can't wait to see Whitey bobbing down the Avon as he looks like a buoy

Banker's offer:

£7,000

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Offer: £7,000
Mean: £11,483.27
Offer (%) 60.96%
Fair Deal: £4,921.46
Offer (% Fair Deal) 142.23%

Noel says that's a good offer. he asks Nev if he has a target, and Nev talks about a new kitchen, which he goes into details about...

Nev says NO DEAL

Nev says he's come for a kitchen as well as a scrap... Nev points out that there's something profound about the people left and Noel says none of them have willies

1 - Pauline - £750

17 - Chelsea - £50

Noel calls a break

This is looking good so far

It's very quiet around here...