Stuart's game today.

Noel talks about Mary's game on Saturday and says how she wanted to keep her age a secret and says how the banker offered to top up her £50 win with £1,000 if she said how old she is and Noel says those who have secrets need to keep them to themselves.

A ref playing against the banker?

Then there's gonna be a lot of booking today

Stuart has box 21.

Stuart is an accountant and a referee from Cambridge, which gets mixed reaction from the audience He speaks a bit about being a referee. He threatens to give the banker a yellow / red card if necessary He shows some pics of his wife and children. His wife Jo is in the audience, and he talks about how his wife was diagnosed with leukemia in September 2006 but is now getting better.

Here we go.

Oh joy, another sob story. I really wouldn't mind it if there wasn't one every other day.

Detective Doom lives up to his name...

Detective DOOM does it again!

Stuart has no system.

Noel gets out his whistle and shocks everyone by blowing it

Joe says his last 4 numbers have been £250k, £100k, £75k & £35k. Noel does an impression of Joe

2 - Joe - £100,000

4 - Jay - £1

6 - Jas - £10,000

15 - Ray - £100

14 - Melanie - £1,000

Banker time

An average start there

The banker says he's irritated by Stacey-Anne who temporarily broke the run of bad luck.

Banker's offer:

£4,545

Stuart says NO DEAL

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £4,545
Mean: £26,739.15
Offer (%): 17.00%
Fair Deal: £9,455.63
Cash left on board: £454,565.61
Volatility: 1.22
Board balance: -3

Board
1p
10p
50p

£5
£10
£50

£250
£500
£750

£3,000
£5,000

£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000

£250,000
Guide to Stats

17 - Paul - £5

8 - Nick - £750

Noel blows the whistle, says it's the end of the first half and calls a break

That's one way of calling a break

We're back

13 - Liz - 1p

Banker time

WHOO!!!

My opposite chant finally worked! Shouting £250k DOES give you 1p!

Noel says the banker sounds disappointed. Noel speaks like Frank Spencer, which the banker picks up on

Banker's offer:

£12,000

Stuart says NO DEAL

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £12,000
Mean: £32,415.04
Offer (%): 37.02%
Fair Deal: £13,445.37
Cash left on board: £453,810.60
Volatility: 1.23
Board balance: 16

Board

10p
50p


£10
£50

£250
£500


£3,000
£5,000

£15,000
£20,000
£35,000
£50,000
£75,000

£250,000
Guide to Stats

It worked again!
AND AGAIN...