Stacey-Anne's game today.

Noel says we can't believe how the courage is not being rewarded at the moment and we've had an amazingly cruel run of games. He says reward will come and asks today's player to play the game and not bend or buckle...

Stacey-Anne has box 2.

Stacey-Anne is from Croydon and is a sales advisor at a gym. She tries selling the gym to Noel. They discuss the options and the banker phones who thinks Stacey-Anne told Noel that he's fat and needs to get it sorted She has her boyfriend Dean in the audience, and talks about her love of fashion and how the love runs in the family...

She shows some pics of her family...

Here we go...

Noel's still the Wakeyistic cheerleader then. In fairness, the luck has to change, it's just a matter of when. Every game is independent of each other and that creates the odd fluke run like January 2007 or now where they're all similarly (un)lucky.

Let's hope Noel cancels out the influence of previous games but no more, and that Stacey-Anne is true to herself and her utility curve whatever that may be!

Noel has them horrible white stained jeans on again

Not a good start with £100,000 in the first box
Looks like a targetist hope not

She has no system and is picking the boxes randomly...

1 - Joe - £100,000

Noel says Joe's developing a reputation for having big ones ( )

16 - Ray - 10p

Lisa reads another poem

8 - Lisa - £20,000

Noel says Lisa is the best poet the show's ever had and it's had one or two...

4 - Nick - £1,000

14 - Melanie - £5

Banker time

Noel says he can see the banker in the gym with his leotard The banker wonders if Stacey-Anne can end this run of bad luck...

Banker's offer:

£1,000

Noel says that's a minxy offer

Stacey-Anne NO DEALS

Typical...

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £1,000
Mean: £26,156.56
Offer (%): 3.82%
Fair Deal: £9,082.17
Cash left on board: £444,661.51
Volatility: 1.28
Board balance: 0

Board
1p

50p
£1

£10
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750

£3,000
£5,000
£10,000
£15,000

£35,000
£50,000
£75,000

£250,000
Guide to Stats

I like these £1k openers... I have £1,000 in my stats as default so means less work!

15 - Jaz - £35,000

19 - Ruby - £3,000

Ruby asks what Chris has in his box and Noel lets him touch it to find out...

10 - Chris - Noel calls a break

chris is hilarious!

Five reds in Act I is never good, especially when three are in the top six. There's enough there for a turnaround though, and if the £250k and one of the two backups survives to eight-box there'll be a very decent offer if the Banker's got any sense.

That'd be a no, then.

We're back

Chris is still feeling his box! Noel says how Chris is a physiotherapist so should be good with his hands

10 - Chris - £15,000

Mixed reaction there!

Banker time

Her boyfriend Dean joins her at the table. The banker likes the fact she has 9 blues left at this stage, and he makes comparisions to Nikki's game and says how he's already got a pic of Stacey-Anne in his hall of fame

Banker's offer:

£500

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £500
Mean: £27,975.82
Offer (%): 1.79%
Fair Deal: £8,045.80
Cash left on board: £391,661.51
Volatility: 1.76
Board balance: -14

Board
1p

50p
£1

£10
£50
£100
£250
£500
£750


£5,000
£10,000



£50,000
£75,000

£250,000
Guide to Stats

Noel makes comparisons with Stacey-Anne's and Nikki's offers...

Stacey-Anne NO DEALS

Typical, I miss the start and we don't have a sob story!

9 - Stuart - £1

12 - Lee - £5,000

5 - Martyne - £75,000

Banker time

Another trainwreck

Noel says what extraordinary times these are in the dream factory now... Stacey-Anne says the banker doesn't frighten her though! Noel says how the banker's had an amazing 9/10 days to the start of Season 4. He wants to offer £350 but likes to think he could purchase the £250k for the lowest amount ever and he goes on about cherries on delicious cakes

Banker's offer:

£3,500