Beryl's game today.

Noel speaks about the bad games of the officially unluckiest week ever and says how the total sum of money won was very low, so this week will be the greatest week ever!

Has she even said a single word about family while she's been on the wings, or is this bad editing volume #75?

Had a feeling it would be Beryl's game, but she's had a lot of high reds

Beryl has box 2.

Beryl Smith is a retired social worker from Belfast. She speaks a bit abut her job - she has her husband with her in the audience. Noel says she was at the forefront of changing child care in Northern Ireland. He also says how her family is very important to her but that doesn't mean she doesn't want to win money She shows some pics of herself when she swam when she was younger and shows some other pics of her family.... She has a soft toy with her which belongs to her granddaughter Stephanie and she says her family are supporting her and they'll benefit from her time on DOND!

Here we go...

Finally, a good start!

Beryl has no system.

20 - Carol - £1

17 - Stacey-Anne - £50

16 - Ruby - 1p

Noel says how Ruby raises the tone of everything and that she gets a special breakfast by the lake at the hotel

14 - Mike - £3,000

Beryl says how Mike's having a baby that's due any day, and Noel asks him to PUSH when he opens his box Noel says 3,000lb is a very heavy baby!

9 - Mary - £100

One of the best starts we've had in a while, says Noel...

Banker time

Wow! Love the start, it was the most entertaining in a while, with Royal Ruby and Pregnant Mike

Noel says that's one of the best starts of this YEAR!!

Noel hangs up when the banker phones Beryl thinks the banker's studying the poem her daughter wrote for him!! The banker tages AGES to phone back!! He reads out the poem which says how leprichauns can bring a pot of gold... the banker adds in a line which says Beryl's lift doesn't go to the top He says he doesn't like September already...

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Noel says it's months ago that we last had an opening offer like that.

Beryl NO DEALS

For goodness sake!

Lisa reads another poem and Noel immitates her giggle

12 - Lisa - £35,000

10 - Chris - £100,000

Noel says after a great round this is bad...

Beryl's special number is with Joe and she chooses it but Noel calls a break...

It was going so well...

A big hit there!

Part 2:

Noel says her game is in the balance.

11 - Joe - 10p

Noel calls Joe a retired chief inspector...

Banker time.

A close one there

The banker could taste August after that round...

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Beryl says NO DEAL

21 - Tim - 50p

7 - Jay - £15,000

Noel says Jay's the worst car salesman as he failed to sell cars and he got his house repossessed

8 - Wendy - £500

Banker time

That was alright

The banker says how he was the Wet Rocket at school and was almost Olympian standard, and Beryl says "SNAP"... he says how Tim's a swimmer and that he goes skinny-dipping and says Tim's asked Stuart, Lisa and Wendy to go with him but they all said no!

Banker's offer:

£11,000

"A significant number" says Beryl as her grandson asked what she'd do with any winnings and she said she'll share it. There are 11 of them to share with so it'd be easy to work out - £1k each but £22,000, £33,000 and even £44,000 would be easier to work out

Beryl NO DEALS