You'll get caught out one day... Mouhahah

The banker will offer a crap offer now and force him to go all the way. Five trainwrecks in five games must be extremely unlucky, but speaking of luck... what luck!?

I remember David W from September 2006 said "N....o doubt it's a deal" but that was quite late in the game so I reckon I'd have waited a bit longer there.

We're back

Noel says he heard Dave saying during the break that he just needs a little bit of luck and Noel says that's what this game is all about (WELL DONE NOEL!!! )

9 - Melanie - £100

Banker time

Noel says he has a good board right now with the £250k there but it's like Bez's game yesterday.

Banker's offer:

£10,000

Aww it's good to see he's caught up with the game eventually!!

Stats after Round 4
Offer: £10,000
Mean: £33,633.13
Offer (%): 29.73%
Fair Deal: £9,253.84
Cash left on board: £269,065.00
Volatility: 13.11
Board balance: 3

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£5
£10
£50




£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
£10,000






£250,000
Guide to Stats

ARRRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOEL'S DIM!

He's got it sussed after 3 years.

That's a great offer for that board, I hope it's a ND though, and he gets some luck in the next round.

Jay discusses it with Dave and says Dave knows what to do.

Dave says he's not here to bottle it as it's a once in a lifetime chance, and Noel says it is a good offer. Noel's asking the question and the banker phones...

Banker's NEW offer

Banker's offer:

£12,500

Stats after Round 4 again
Offer: £12,500
Mean: £33,633.13
Offer (%): 37.17%
Fair Deal: £9,253.84
Cash left on board: £269,065.00
Volatility: 13.11
Board balance: 3

Dave says it's a lot of money and a lot of people would leave now...

Dave NO DEALS

£10,000- I reckon about 90% of the flock would be out of the game before Noel could finish asking the question there but not Dave... if he's offering £10,000 now then the next offer should be much greater if the biggie stays in play. Go for it Dave, once in a lifetime chance.

EDIT: Oh this is ridiculous... £12,500- still worth a punt, the next offer will have to be huge if he can keep the big one in the game.

If there is a god...

The Banker was trying to catch h2005 out there as well leaving that phonecall as late as possible!

I'll get my revenge on him one day...

Noel says this is a 1-box game now (more words of wisdom from Noel ). He wonders if this game will prove the banker's not unbeatable for the first time this week....

22 - Mike - £10,000

Banker phones and says how Dave has said he dreamt he'd end up with a final 2 of £10k & £250k, which is why the banker upped the last offer, but now the £10k's gone so the dream won't come true, and he says the £250k will go next!

2 - Ruby - £10

Noel says this is where Bez found £250k...

19 - Beryl - £250,000

Banker time

Oh NO! I hate it when it goes in the last box of a round, such a tease! Ahh, Beryl is such a black widow and, damn, another £5,000 game because Mike opened the £10,000...

Noel says this is an extraordinary week...

£1,313

Typical

Once again, DOND does exactly what it does bit- delivers a massive bout of injustice to someone who was brave enough to take a stab at the bigger victory in the form of the killer, end of round box...

At least Dave isn't in floods of tears over it and those 3 reds are still all decent consolation prizes. Let's hope he can at least take one of them away.

Geeeez....

Stats after Round 5
Offer: £1,313
Mean: £1,811.00
Offer (%): 72.50%
Fair Deal: £1,107.73
Cash left on board: £9,055.00
Volatility: 1.23
Board balance: -6

Board
£5
£50
£1,000
£3,000
£5,000
Guide to Stats

Which isnt that bad of an offer...