Helen's game today.

Noel runs through the sunshine / sunburn twist again...

Noel still hasnt got his hat back...

Helen has box 19.

Helen says how she's a fashion designer and it's a job she's always wanted to do, and she'd love to have her own studio to expand her business. She has red and blue garters with her, and a black one for the banker, which Noel says he should put around his throat Helen shows some pics of parents. She has a purple box with her which was given to her by her flatmate, and she doesn't know what's in it She opens it and reveals a gold lucky cat! Helen asks Noel to wear the lucky blue garter, which he does.

Here we go.

22 - Dave - £20,000

5 - Mary - £100,000

"Oh my word" says Noel

9 - Jay - £75,000

Noel asks Helen what she's doing!!!

4 - Bez - £500

15 - Val - £1

Banker time

The banker says he won the mind game yesterday and Noel agrees... the banker says Helen looks like an angel! He wants her in his luggage when he goes on holiday on Saturday at the weekend He also says he hasn't got the garter far up his leg, so he's using it to hold his socks up

Banker's offer:

£5,000

Hmmmm... (THE CATS NOT WAVING NUDGE IT!!)

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £5,000
Mean: £21,774.45
Offer (%): 22.96%
Fair Deal: £6,372.36
Cash left on board: £370,165.61
Volatility: 2.08
Board balance: -15

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Guide to Stats

Helen NO DEALS

Helen says that was a very generous offer considering the round she had

20 - Shirley - £10,000

Definitely not blue says Noel!

2 - Emma - 10p

Noel adjusts puts his garter on his other leg and calls a break...

We're back

Noel has a word with the cat

6 - Joe - £250,000

Joe says that box should've brought good luck, as he lives at number 6

Banker time

The banker thanks Joe, and says he's gone from good cop to bad cop in one lift of a lid The banker has a dilemma now as Helen's said she'd flash her thigh to put the garter on if she won a red amount, so he sort of wants her to win red

Banker's offer:

£999

Ouch
Stats after Round 2
Offer: £999
Mean: £7,868.97
Offer (%): 12.70%
Fair Deal: £2,921.74
Cash left on board: £110,165.51
Volatility: 0.83
Board balance: -20


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Helen NO DEALS

Noel says we want a ray of sunshine

8 - Ray - £10

21 - Stuart - 50p

Helen calls Wendy "mummy"

17 - Wendy - £3,000

Banker time

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £5,000
Mean: £9,741.36
Offer (%): 51.33%
Fair Deal: £4,027.66
Cash left on board: £107,155.01
Volatility: 0.87
Board balance: -7

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Brian says it's a good offer as he thought it'd be less. Emma reminds her of the 2 suitcases and Dave talks about the garter!!

Helen NO DEALS

10 - Carol - £5

14 - Nikki - £100

Noel calls a break

This is my last commentary of Season 3. Kes is commentating tomorrow.

A month off... thank God

You make it sound like it's actually hard work...

Tis a very quiet thread today

Yes! I've just realised it's you and I and no-one else... helloooo Tom22.