Simon 13/11

Simon's game today.

Noel says how the pilgrims and contestants travel from afar to be there at DOND, and some of the contestants leave with more than money - they leave with memories and leave legacies.

He talks about Mally's Law, Robin's Steps and Eric's board assessment. Noel says we got another legacy yesterday - the "Reality of DOND" - "It's only a game" - he asks today's contestant to remember that...

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:19 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Simon has box 16 today.

Simon said he placed the box there with precision. He says it's a frightening prospect being in the crazy chair. Simon Davies from Kent - his line manager Hayley is in the audience!! Noel says she's here to check he behaves, and to make sure he goes back to his job at Sevenoaks Council

He says there are church bells where he lives and he wants to repair the broken bells - he's a campinologist :lol:

He also wants to become an International Playboy. He thinks he's quite eccentric with a "Carry On" sense of humour... Simon thinks it's curtains already for him from what he's said on the wings...

The banker phones...

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:21 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

The banker says he totally agrees with Simon - humour is very important in stressful situations. The banker says he has some music to play to keep everyone calm, if need be...

Simon shows some pictures of his parents and other family members. He starts waffling on and music starts playing!!!!! :lol:

He has brought an old fossil with him to prove there IS something older than the banker :-D

Here we go...

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:22 pm **Author:** Lewis246 **Post subject:**

I wasn't expecting Simon to play today, thought he'd be there longer! He's a legend though, hope he does well.

Anyone else notice the man with the Noel trousers in the audience?

Oh god, here we go, Mr. 4389 would be having a field trip in this game. A P&P quote!

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:24 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Sarah has a quote from Jane Austen - the 1st paragraph in Pride and Prejudice... and I'm not typing all that! :lol:

The point Sarah is making that Simon can buy a wife with his winnings :shock:

She says she's only joking

11 - Sarah - £10

Noel says we're on the way to getting him a wife :-D

14 - Phyl - £5

9 - Olly - £1

Is Olly wearing school uniform today?! :shock:

Looks like a grey jumper from school!! :lol:

5 - Artak - £50

Noel says this is extraordinary - DON'T JINX IT NOEL!!!

20 - Judy - £500

An all-blue opening round...

Time for the banker...

**Joined:** Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am **Warnings:** 0

Yay i'm a campanologist too :-D

not too sure on simon my opinion on him yet, but I guess was only a matter of time before a bell ringer was going to come on.

Why does he need the money to go ring peals? Get on a trip and visit the places he wants lol

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:26 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Noel says we can count on one hand the number of people who have had an all-blue opening round.

The banker says Simon's knocked the air out of the old fossil :-D

The banker has written down Simon's hobbies, amongst others:

Bell ringing
Geology
The paranormal
Collecting antiques

Simon says "Stop it" - The banker thinks Simon looks like an 11-year-old boy pretending to be a super hero!! :lol:

The banker talks about Simon's Carry On sense of humour, and the banker says if Simon carries on, he'll kill himself!! :shock:

Banker's offer

£15,000

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

That was on the verge of being the absolutely best round ever, 50p or £100 would have been mind blowing!

Stats after Round 1
Offer: £15,000
Mean: £33,241.21
Offer (%): 45.12%
Fair Deal: £14,914.17
Volatility: 0.79
Redometer: 28

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**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

DEAL

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:26 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Simon says he was expecting £12k

Simon NO DEALS

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:26 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

kestral wrote:

DEAL

Spammer!!!

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:28 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

Noel talks about the record for the number of blues in a row...

1 - Debs - £100 :shock:

17 - Terry - £250,000

18 - JC - Noel says while the viewers watch their TVs, the Dream Factory will be entertained by Simon... JC starts waffling about how his daughter prefers a bloke to a joke and music starts playing!!

Noel calls a break...

**Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:02 pm **Warnings:** 0

h2005 wrote:

kestral wrote:

DEAL

Spammer!!!

That was a calculated decision based on the fact that lots of reds would be hit now, as there are more reds than blues left

And it would get me into the hall of fame

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

Ah well 6 blues in a row wasnt bad, £250k was though!

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:32 pm **Author:** Craig **Post subject:**

kestral wrote:

h2005 wrote:

kestral wrote:

DEAL

Spammer!!!

That was a calculated decision based on the fact that lots of reds would be hit now, as there are more reds than blues left

And it would get me into the hall of fame

you no whats funny, if Simon takes out more of the power 5 in these next few boxes, Kesteral will be the only one right!

**Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:00 pm **Warnings:** 0

£15,000 was probably not worth dealing there, play it out and see.

£20,000, on the other hand, would have been severely tempting. And I am not a targetist.

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:33 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

We are back.

Noel talks about the extraordinary start (that sounded like an edited in bit

).

18 - JC - £35,000

Oohs and a few groans from the audience... but Simon says it's alright and Noel says it's still ok...

Banker time...

**Joined:** Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:00 pm **Warnings:** 0

No longer quite so stable. That was not OK; this will be way down now, and if it doesn't fall way down it needs serious consideration.

**Posted:** Tue Nov 13, 2007 5:35 pm **Author:** h2005 **Post subject:**

The banker says he's upset about JC's comment. The banker says he loves JC's daughter! Noel suggests he's trying to distract us from the strength of Simon's board. The banker says in years to come, people will look back and say men used to be like him and Simon!! The banker talks about fossil fuels and Simon talks about CO2 emissions...

Banker's offer

£15,000

**Joined:** Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:12 pm **Warnings:** 0

Stats after Round 2
Offer: £15,000
Mean: £20,000.04
Offer (%): 75.00%
Fair Deal: £9,702.51
Volatility: 0.56
Redometer: 14 (↓14)

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