This has just descended into a fit of laughing...

Stats after Round 3
Offer: £10,000
Mean: £31,777.28
Offer (%): 31.47%
Fair Deal: £10,712.39
Volatility: 2.51
Redometer: 0 (↑19)

Board
1p
10p
£50
£250
£500
£750
£3,000
£10,000
£35,000
£50,000
£250,000

Noel points to the phone to stop Brenda choosing another box, and then Brenda shares the chair with Noel The banker calls and saves Noel


Banker offers

£10,000

Brenda asks Noel how are his knees!!! And explains all will become clear later

Brenda says

NO DEAL

Next round

9 - £250,000

13 - £10,000 Oh no, this is not the round you wanted after declining that money says Noel...

Noel calls a break so he can show Brenda his knees

We're back
Last box before the banker

19 - £50

Banker time

The tricky element here is the 1p and the 10p says Noel... Brenda wants to answer the phone, but then is not so sure... She does, and answers "Hello darling" She then sorts out a double date with her and her mum, with Noel and the banker Noel disappears off the set He then returns and creaps up behind Brenda and tells her to get on with it

Banker offers

£3,000

Hah Noel has left the building!

Stats after Round 4
Offer: £3,000
Mean: £11,187.51
Offer (%): 26.82%
Fair Deal: £4,412.88
Volatility: 1.27
Redometer: -10 (↓10)

Board
1p
10p
£250
£500
£750
£3,000
£35,000
£50,000

Brenda says

NO DEAL

Lawks, if £35k and £50k go in this round it's not only another crash but a crash after the show dangled an offer that was substantial but still almost impossible to take...

Next round

17 - £3,000 There is a big gap now says Noel

20 - £250

Find the 1p says Noel

18 - £50,000

Banker time

...good grief.

This must be the worst run of luck in the show's history.

But hey, it's the famous blue/blue/blue/blue/£35,000 finish, which always used to be the one where everyone beat the odds...!

A one box game now, and it's all or peanuts says Noel... Noel tells Brenda she might want to sit down now!

Banker offers

No money!!! But 3 nights in New York....

3 nights in New York must be worth a few grand, but the sentimental value must be very high!

Board
1p
10p
£500
£750
£35,000

...this is Deal or No Deal: ITV 1994, then.

Oh...kay.

No Deal it, too many carbon emissions

A gimmicky offer... probably because they're worried about people switching off after the bad games of late, so they think introducing something new might keep people interested!!

And that is what it will definitely do... but how do we value 3 nights for two in New York?

A £0 box, that's about the only way Siobhan could have had a worse game!

That hits Brenda and Noel has to get out the tissues... The banker has really personalised this now... Brenda says there is part of her that does take a chance, and Noel replies if you get to the next offer with the £35,000, then the offer will rise...

Brenda asks Noel to get down on one knee and pop the question

Noel does

Brenda says

DEAL

And we have our first ever fully non-monetary deal...

That offer would mean absolutely nothing to me, but it did mean something to her.

Brenda is only the third person to leave the studio without any money, the others being the two from 2005 who were ill and not replaced!

Proveout round

11 - 10p

14 - £35,000

8 - £750

Banker time with 1p and £500 remaining