Welcome to Deal or No Deal, where if you’re tired of watching likeable, relatable people win life-changing sums of money, wait a few weeks and the show will become a complete dumpster fire. This is unfortunately the state of the game today.
Shout out to last week’s contestant Tony Oriente, who called me out on Twitter for “not being very nice.” I am the Merchant of Truth, Tony, and you are an imbecile who let
$136,000 slip through your fingers. That’s not
my fault, bahd. The truth is often a bitter pill to swallow.
*mic drop*
Anyway, I see we have some gadgets and things on this forum that have been sorely underused since the UK version ended. I’m going to dust one of them off and use it right now.
PLAYER'S PREDICTION | The contestant will win more than $1,000 |
Yes, I’ve repurposed the old Offer Button prediction box to submit a prediction of my own. As you can see, I’ve set the bar extremely low because of how the games have been going lately. Here’s hoping tonight’s contestant can prove me right.
Our player for the evening is La’Sherrie Butler-Hogan. She arrives on stage with a cake in the shape of a silver briefcase; number 7, to be exact. She’s from Dallas, Texas and runs a bakery with her husband of 22 years. She has two children, one of whom is a son who is in the Marines. La’Sherrie plans to use her winnings to expand her business and her women’s support group.
“Are you ready to have your cake and eat it too?” Howie asks. That’s comedic timing, folks, and it’s time for this game to start with the real case 7 on the Dollar Desk. It’s juice and jam time.
Round 1[4] -
$100,000[10] -
$750[14] -
$1[12] -
$1,000,000 - I guess the cake got burned in the oven.
[20] -
$50,000[5] -
$5,000The millski makes an early exit, but it’s unlikely our contestant will. The Banker says this is not a full cake, but a cupcake of an offer.
La’Sherrie doesn’t even wait for Howie for ask the question. She says
NO DEAL.
Round 2[6] -
$300,000[17] -
$75,000[24] -
$25Howie calls a break. We’ll bake up some more fun right after this.