Good morning DOND.co.uk, my name's Dan.

I first joined when I was 11 in 2006, but didn't really get up to much or, make a mark, as it were, just a few posts here and there I suppose.

Welcome, Daniel...

I'm also new here. I joined in early 2008 when I was also 11 years old, a month short of my 12th birthday.

I've been here just over 5 years now, and I'm loving it!

Hello, I'm also scarcely recognisable. I have left no impact at all and my presence on here has been very subtly displayed, almost hidden.

A natural good guy, I did envisage that one day I'd flip the tables of goodwill over and become an almost villain in these parts, but was always weary incase I was branded a sicko and was found slumped at the foot of the stairs after a clean blow to the skull with a nine iron, wielded by an absurdly disgruntled onlooker. To think that the pitbulls I were winding up wouldn't come to my aid...

Hello Dan:)

Hello Kall. If you're in England/the UK, or maybe this only applies to those of us in the south, but have you seen the moon tonight?

It's really low, and massive and orange. Beautiful, if slightly scary.