In one of the games this week, Noel said "let's see if you can do an all-blue round" when it was actually time for an offer... and the contestant had also hit a low red in that round! That must be one of his biggest "losing the plot" moments!

Either Noel is making up his own stats or the person in his ear is an idiot

In Ingerlise's there was that bit where he screamed NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

And he did a shorter NOOOOO on the following Tuesday!

After events such as Noel getting Stuart's box number wrong, and other random things such as him sounding disappointed at Phil having the £35k in his box when he should've sounded more pleased as it didn't mean Phil's deal was overly bad, I think this sanity graph needs updating... and I can predict where it's going!

The graph must be dragging along the floor now I thought he was more normal while the black and white boxes where around. Those boxes made the phone look normal too!

the black/white boxes were better in my opinion - simplicity is THE key to DOND.NOTHING else, bar a bit of luck and a working telephone, plus a TV company that actually want to film your series.

The graph would be in negative numbers now - he's been so mad recently - what was that thing he did yesterday with his hands just before he said "22 identical boxes"? - He made a strange grunting noise, then said "I don't know why I do that" and no-one laughed.

must admit i'd find it hard to remember everything doing a 12 hour day five days a week, although the players are on the wings for ages for us some are there for Noel for a matter of days. don't think he has ever claimed to have a photographic memory lol