A similar pretext to the DOND Supporters League, this is a fantasy Euro 2008.

Qualification groups: (Teams seeded by the 'Roon Ba' ranking and put into groups by Excel's RAND() function)



Group winners go through automatically, best two second-place teams go through automatically, the rest of the second-place teams play a two-legged playoff to contest the last four places. Expect the first fixtures soon.

Do not post about things like Kosovo's sovereignity. Politics have no place in football, and if you believe the contrary, just have a look at the Faroe Islands, Guadelope etc. being in FIFA despite not being soverign states.

Group 1
Germany v Faroe Islands
Turkey v Kazakhstan
Lithuania v Bosnia-Herzegovina
Group 2
Greece v Gibraltar
Bulgaria v Azerbaijan
Ukraine v Austria
Group 3
Italy v Greenland
Sweden v Estonia
Belgium v Hungary
Group 4
Czech Republic v Azores
Norway v Liechtenstein
Finland v Belarus
Group 5
Croatia v Malta
Serbia v Latvia
Israel v Georgia
Group 6
Netherlands v San Marino
Russia v Armenia
Northern Ireland v Moldova
Group 7
Spain v Northern Cyprus
Ireland v Kosovo
Switzerland v Montenegro
Group 8
England v Andorra
Portugal v Luxembourg
Slovakia v Macedonia
Group 9
France v Monaco
Scotland v Albania
Wales v Slovenia
Group 10
Romania v Åland Islands
Poland v Iceland
Denmark v Cyprus

To be played today, the rest of the qualifiers will be on Saturdays.

So, who's England's caretaker manager? And has he given Beckham his 100th cap or gone with the youngsters?

Until such time as real life contradicts me, I'm going to say Stuart Pearce steps in for the Andorra match. As for Becks, well the games are going to be played after the WC draw. Squads don't have to be declared until an hour (?) before the game.

Group 1
Germany 5-0 Faroe Islands
Turkey 3-1 Kazakhstan
Lithuania 0-1 Bosnia-Herzegovina

Group 2
Greece 6-1 Gibraltar
Bulgaria 2-0 Azerbaijan
Ukraine 1-2 Austria

Group 3
Italy 8-0 Greenland
Sweden 4-1 Estonia
Belgium 0-0 Hungary

Group 4
Czech Republic 7-0 Azores
Norway 6-1 Liechtenstein
Finland 2-0 Belarus

Group 5
Croatia 4-1 Malta
Serbia 2-1 Latvia
Israel 0-0 Georgia

Group 6
Netherlands 7-1 San Marino
Russia 3-0 Armenia
Northern Ireland 2-0 Moldova

Group 7
Spain 4-0 Northern Cyprus
Ireland 2-1 Kosovo
Switzerland 0-0 Montenegro

Group 8
England 3-1 Andorra
Portugal 5-0 Luxembourg
Slovakia 1-1 Macedonia

Group 9
France 6-0 Monaco
Scotland 2-0 Albania
Wales 1-2 Slovenia

Group 10
Romania 3-0 Åland Islands
Poland 2-0 Iceland
Denmark 3-0 Cyprus

Group 1
Faroe Islands v Bosnia-Herzegovina
Kazakhstan v Lithuania
Germany v Turkey

Group 2
Gibraltar v Austria
Azerbaijan v Ukraine
Greece v Bulgaria

Group 3
Greenland v Hungary
Estonia v Belgium
Italy v Sweden

Group 4
Azores v Belarus
Liechtenstein v Finland
Czech Republic v Norway

Group 5
Malta v Georgia
Latvia v Israel
Croatia v Serbia

Group 6
San Marino v Moldova
Armenia v Northern Ireland
Netherlands v Russia

Group 7
Northern Cyprus v Montenegro
Kosovo v Switzerland
Spain v Ireland

Group 8
Andorra v Macedonia
Luxembourg v Slovakia
England v Portugal (so we're *beep*ed again)

Group 9
Monaco v Slovenia
Albania v Wales
France v Scotland

Group 10
Åland Islands v Cyprus
Iceland v Denmark
Romania v Poland

ROFL Andorra scored

Intrigued at your spreadsheet, as I've done something similar to this with imaginary nations on another website I frequent!

Group 1
Faroe Islands 0-2 Bosnia-Herzegovina
Kazakhstan 1-0 Lithuania
Germany 2-1 Turkey

Group 2
Gibraltar 0-4 Austria
Azerbaijan 1-5 Ukraine
Greece 2-1 Bulgaria

Group 3
Greenland 0-5 Hungary
Estonia 1-3 Belgium
Italy 2-1 Sweden

Group 4
Azores 0-4 Belarus
Liechtenstein 0-4 Finland
Czech Republic 2-1 Norway

Group 5
Malta 1-2 Georgia
Latvia 0-1 Israel
Croatia 0-0 Serbia

Group 6
San Marino 1-0 Moldova
Armenia 0-2 Northern Ireland
Netherlands 3-2 Russia

Group 7
Northern Cyprus 0-1 Montenegro
Kosovo 1-5 Switzerland
Spain 3-1 Ireland

Group 8
Andorra 0-1 Macedonia
Luxembourg 1-3 Slovakia
England 1-1 Portugal

Group 9
Monaco 0-3 Slovenia
Albania 2-1 Wales
France 0-1 Scotland

Group 10
Åland Islands 1-2 Cyprus
Iceland 1-2 Denmark
Romania 1-3 Poland