Hmph.

JACK PEARCE SACKED
Bognor Regis manager Jack Pearce has been sacked by the board following the team's disasterous 0-17 reverse at home to Crystal Palace. The Rocks are now looking for a new manager.

As for where I've been, I've been planning a fantasy Euro 2008 to maybe do on here.

Funnily enough, he stepped down in real life recently after pretty much 35 years (!) as manager. A great man indeed. Having said that, we've hardly lost a game since he left so I'd be looking for a similar improvement in this league now (especially if we're due to play Shrewsbury...)

KING FOR BOGNOR
Grays Ath. manager Andy King has agreed terms with Bognor Regis Town.

Crystal Palace v QPR
Everton v Sunderland REVENGE!!!
Ipswich v Bognor
Liverpool v Shrewsbury
Man Utd v Nott'm Forest
Newcastle v Brighton
Tottenham v Southampton
Wolves v Plymouth

I wonder if we will see a 0-25 reverse next week as Man Utd make the trip south to Bognor.

Too right !!!!!!!! Solskjaer is a man with very good taste.

Come on you Seagulls!!!!!!!

I am going to the match tomorrow at Torquay (not far from here), my first this season. I have even persuaded my other half to go. Torquay 1 -2 Brighton.

It's all about Brighton v Forest coming up VERY soon!

Palace: Morrison 40, Kuqi 60, Wederson 61
QPR: Doherty 69, Rowlands 72


Everton: Valente 6, Johnson 26, 48
Sunderland: Brown 55


Ipswich: Macken 23, Noble 55
Bognor: McGlichey 51


Liverpool: Gonzalez 6, 54, Bellamy 30, 59, 63, 79, Sissoko 43, 49, Alonso 60, Gerrard 71, Pennant 74, Riise 76
Shrewsbury:


Man Utd: Saha 14, 34, 82, Rooney 23, 83, Richardson 42, Smith 54, 84, Carrick 86
Forest: Agogo 50


Newcastle: Luque 24, 33, Ameobi 31, 59, 77, Dyer 43, Emre 45, 46
Brighton: Robinson 22


Spurs: Keane 5, 19, 41, Berbatov 48, 90+3, Zokora 54
So'ton: Idiakez 1, Wright-Phillips 55


Wolves: Borgetti 4, 17, 22, Clapham 20
Plymouth: Chadwick 46

We only lost 2-1 to Ipswich? They must be crap...

All of these results are REAL. I have stopped the LED scoreboard style because it's becoming tiresome creating new numbers each week.

Brighton 1 (Hammond 30)
Liverpool 7 (Warnock 4, Bellamy 21, 36, Gonzales 34, Sissoko 46, 89, Gerrard 55)

Bognor 0
Man Utd 9 (Ronaldo 9, Saha 11, 51, 62, 75, 78, Smith 15, Park 55, Richardson 79)

Nott'm Forest 4 (Agogo 13, 35, 81, Commons 59)
Wolves 1 (Borgetti 1)

Plymouth 2 (Samba 43, Barness 47)
Newcastle 6 (Ameobi 9, 18, Milner 11, 77, 79, Parker 78)

QPR 1 (Cook 47)
Ipswich 3 (Macken 43, Walten 53, Lee 85)

Shrewsbury 1 (Hurst 30)
Everton 22 (Johnson 2, 9, 13, 15, 17, 29, 46, 72, 85, Beattie 11, 26, 28, 34, 37, 44, 60, 82, McFadden 14, 19, 21, Osman 18, Valente 53)

Southampton 2 (Viafara 13, Idiakez 57)
C. Palace 0

Sunderland 4 (Welsh 14, 14 [sic], Brown 32, 79)
Spurs 3 (Keane 24, 81, 82)

I might cry

22-1? Ouch!

NEWS:
Following the team's 5-0 loss away to Tottenham, Shrewsbury manager Gary Peters has stepped down, leaving Shrewsbury without a manager and with a critical game against Bognor Regis in a few weeks.

Fixture pile-up just like real life:
Today
Wed 19th
Sat 22nd
Wed 26th
Sat 29th
Wed 2nd
Sat 5th
Sat 12th

Onto the results:

I'd like to become a candidate for the job...

BOGNOR IN DEBT
Bognor Regis are in debt, owing an "undisclosed amount". They have a couple weeks to sort themselves out or they get a ten point penalty.

Brighton 1 (Christie 54)
Spurs 9 (Zokora 19, Keane 25, 49, 57, 59, 77, Berbatov 58, Chimbonda 64, Jenas 73)

QPR 1 (Cook 9)
Forest 1 (Holt 70)

Shrewsbury 2 (Leslie 60, Drummond 89)
Crystal Palace 1 (Scowcroft 56)


Plymouth 2 (Samba 37, 53)
Everton 9 (Cahill 3, 22, 57, Beattie 9, 15, 34, 75, McFadden 27, Johnson 79)

Newcastle 1 (Duff 70)
Liverpool 4 (Gerrard 35, 90, Bellamy 47, 54)

Sunderland 1 (Whitehead 76)
Ipswich 1 (Macken 22)

Bognor 0
Wolves 8 (Bothroyd 10, Mulgrew 35, Borgetti 52, 54, 62, 77, 89, Ricketts 79)

So'ton 2 (Skacel 7, Wright 74)
Man Utd 2 (Rooney 31, Evra 50)

Well I MUST say, Forest are suddenly enjoying a nice little run of form lately...good to see!

NB, a quick thing: last season there were two Holts at the club; which are you on about? I'd assume Grant Holt as he is a forward, but both him and Gary scored when Gary was also at the club!!!

Also might be worth coming up with a Top Scorers award.

I have no idea which Holt it was, in my screencap it says "G Holt, 70".
The game keeps a track of top scorers, I'll go into the game and find out who it is.

EDIT:



I might do one by club later, you can get that too. Junior Agogo for Forest I think, and Steven Elliot for Sunderland, those are the only ones I've bothered to do

Dear god....

I'd never heard of Leslie or Drummond before I did this, but there you go... (Note Shrewsbury did this with no manager)

Shrewsbury still have a slightly worse GD against Bognor (-79 to -77) so if Bognor do beat them on the last day of the season... (Carlisle 1999 all over again, Jimmy Glass etc)

Still no news on Bognor's debt.