Good evening guys and welcome to another £1 million 9-shift DoND! Last time we had our first trainwreck game when Davao took home £250 from that game that "only" just peaked at £72,500! Hopefully we can go back to having huge winners tonight, because look at that board...

Board:
£1
£2
£5
£10
£20
£50
£100
£250
£500
£1,000
£2,500
£5,000
£7,500
£10,000
£15,000
£20,000
£30,000
£40,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£150,000
£250,000
£500,000
£750,000
£1,000,000

... there's so much money up for grabs tonight for KP! Being part of the reason we're playing this tonight I need not explain the rules as we go along! US case opening pattern with shifts at 26-, 20-, 15-, 11-, 8-, 6-, 5-, 4- and 3-case. Good luck KP! Select your case and the numbers for your first shift please.

I'll take 17, and do double 16 for the first shift.

Case 17 comes to the table, and we're taking double 16 for the shift...



... meaning your lowest red £10,000 becomes a pitiful 1p. Faaaantastic.

Board:
1p
£1
£2
£5
£10
£20
£50
£100
£250
£500
£1,000
£2,500
£5,000
£7,500
£15,000
£20,000
£30,000
£40,000
£50,000
£75,000
£100,000
£150,000
£250,000
£500,000
£750,000
£1,000,000

Try and whack out as many of those dark blues as you can this round, we've seen in the last game how they can be awful news! 6 cases to kick us off, and then we'll do a second shift before taking another call.

8, 2, 4, 6, 10, 12, here we go!

I have a feeling that KP has chosen a green.

Good luck, let's begin!

8 - £100,000! Not the best way to start...

2 - £750,000!! Oh crikey, let's not go down this road...

4 - £1,000! That's more like it!

6 - £500,000!! Um, you were saying, Davao?

10 - £30,000! Now we really need a blue...

12 - £5!! That's one of your huge downshifts gone! But overall that was a pretty disgusting round, let's hope this shift doesn't follow suit!

Eh, double 16 again #cannotbeworse

Double 16, can it be worse?



... it could've been better... £15,000 becomes this mini 3D printer worth £548.98!

Board:
1p
£1
£2
£10
£20
£50
£100
£250
£500
3D Printer
£2,500
£5,000
£7,500
£20,000
£40,000
£50,000
£75,000
£150,000
£250,000
£1,000,000

Banker time...

He says this is looking to be even better than Davao's game for him, and thinks this is more than enough to have you on your way...

BANKER'S OFFER

£16,016

5 to open if you go on KP, Deal or No Deal?

Even Davao had a life-changing offer!

NO DEAL.

22, 18, 14, 16, 20. Shift: double 12.

On we go, this is bound to get better, right?!

22 - 3D Printer [£15,000]! Wave goodbye to that one, then!

18 - £50! More of these!!

14 - £20,000! The last contribution to the small upshifts has gone...

16 - £1,000,000!!! This is horrible!! 16 seems to be playing such a vital role in this game so far... We need to avoid these reds so we can try and shift something else into the green zone!

20 - £50,000!! It's relentless! I'm hoping this will be your first upshift now...

Out goes £100 which is good news...



... it becomes Comfort Fabric Conditioner which, as it's worth just £3.30, contributes to the huge downshifts. Oh lord...

Board:
1p
£1
£2
Fabric Conditioner
£10
£20
£250
£500
£2,500
£5,000
£7,500
£40,000
£75,000
£150,000
£250,000

Banker time...

Those blues are contributing heavily to the probability of huge downshifts, so he urges you to take this as a much better consolation prize than Davao did...

BANKER'S OFFER

£5,250

A whole £5k more than he walked away with. Can you turn this around, or are we just going to keep on going down?! Deal or No Deal?

No Deal.

26, 23, 24, 25 / double 8.

I think an all-blue round is way overdue now, so let's do it!


26 - £20! Good start...

23 - £150,000!! Stop!! Just three remain in the right with 13 cases left!

24 - £5,000!

25 - £1! At least we found three blues there, which makes us feel slightly better about this next shift...

You're losing your Comfort



... for all of 4 Yen which right now is worth just under 2.17p...

Board:
1p
4 Yen
£2
£10
£250
£500
£2,500
£7,500
£40,000
£75,000
£250,000

Banker time...

He's had to go up because in the funny manner of this game, that last round helped you...

BANKER'S OFFER

£9,000

If you can pick off three blues next, we could be onto something good finally. Can we get there? Do you even want to go there? Deal or No Deal?

With that shift configuration, I do not want to go there. DEAL.

15, 19, 21 / double 8

It's a DEAL for £9,000 and I can hardly blame you! Was it going to get even worse, or were we going to get our turnaround?


15 - £2! Would've been an excellent start...

19 - £7,500! You were on course for the all-blue...

21 - 1p [£10,000]!! And you'd have done it!!


Those downshifts would yet again have been at play, but completely pointless as £10 would've become 3p...

Board:
4 Yen
3p
£250
£500
£2,500
£40,000
£75,000
£250,000

The offer?

BANKER'S OFFER WOULD'VE BEEN

£16,016

It would've been back to the peak so far! Another 2 and a shift, please...

#obviously

13, 11 / double 6